...Lessa...Lessa...Lessa... I can't believe get all the facts so terribly wrong... First of all as you all know Erich and I LOVE goofy, I mean he may be the ONLY reason we go to Disney at all. SO I see the one and only Dippity Dawg and get all pumped up and Lessa says something along the lines of screw Erich we're getting our picture taken with the goofmeister because Erich was to cowardly to go on splash mountain

! I, in near shock at Lessa's nastiness, decided to go find Erich but after making the rounds around the whole frontier land about twice I decided to use my mad Detective Skillz because clearly something had happened to Erich the 2 hours we waited in line for Splash.
Disney is the worst place to lose someone. Can you find Erich? he is there.
After climbing to the top of Splash mountain to get the best view
I still couldn't find him so I thought maybe the Union Reps of the Canadian Post Office got him! So I decided to run back and find the only help I could rely on the Big Man himself Goofy.
Now as you can see Lessa was PO'd that I not only came back without Erich but I was interupting their photo session which Lessa said she'd wait till I found Erich and made sure he was safe.
Goofy told me the hurry quickly to his super secret area where he could get on his manly clothes so he'd be ready for anything while he got ready I explained to him the horrible thing that had befell our family.
So off we went to the only place the Union would have been able to drive their evil postal trucks around Main Street.
And what would you know there they were trying to get the US postal services to join their worldwide anti-mail delivery evilness!!!
Things got a little hectic as my 10 foot tall friend caught a few missles and threw them back at their postal trucks of doom.
We Captured one of the Union Reps who was trying to run away with what looked like a dog. After apprehending the man we discovered their true reason for them going on strike it was to make a army of Cerberus' out of regular dogs
Goofy Used his magic Dippity dawg powers to turn the poor creature back into three fluffy puppies.
We then interogated him about my brother and he told us that Erich had seen their evilness while down on main street watching the parade thing that they had set up to hide their maniacle plans, But Erich was to smart to be fooled by a parade, but after sneaking around trying to save the dogs from being turned evil they caught him and locked him up.
Goofy used his super strength to tear apart the prison cell bars with his bare hands the sheer act of awesomeness of this happening made all electronics stop working or else I would have recorded it.
Around this time Erich and I had been gone from Lessa and mom long enough that Lessa was furious and because the Postal Union matter was still going on and not resolved Erich and I had to make up a plan fast to keep all this a secret until Canada could deal with its Postal problems without the help from the Amazingly awesome Brothers.