The decision in October ? the countdown from 109 days ? the PACT -- no talking about kids or spouses or jobs ? don?t mess with security at the airport ? leaving 3-1/2 hours early, were we excited? ? Sheryl?s taped up suitcase ? Why didn?t you tell me to bring wheels? ? taking pictures ? waiting for the plane ? lunch at the Dominion Brewery ? the asian lady with the purple hair ? Gina and Sheryl sleeping ? Gina was up until 2 the night before ? meeting Tony?s family ? the SNL John Edwards spoof: That?s not real teaching, OK, you?re dead to me ? the golfers at the airport ? finding the rental car ? this car is hot! ? honored guests ? driving to Epcot ? seeing Spaceship Earth for the first time ? front row parking ? potty break ? I?m so glad I?m not entertaining the kids right now ? Gina?s Mickey ticket ? Karen the ?holder? ? Leave a Legacy tiles ? straight to Test Track for a fast pass ? on to Ellen?s Energy Adventure, no wait ? those cool moving seats ? french fries on the run ? free drinks at Ice Station Cool ? Beverley, Garanya, Diet Garanya ? Honey I Shrunk the Audience ? getting sneezed on by the dog ? the jumping fountains ? Test Track ? Let?s do it again!!!!!! ? the catered affair at Epcot ? turkey legs and funnel cakes for dinner ? chocolate after dinner ? the little German boy at the stein kiosk ? wine in Italy ? the drunk girls in Italy ? the girl who took our picture with her thumb over the camera lens ? the African carver ? Are you going back to your homeland? ? the parade, the drummers, the stilt guys, blowing kisses ? the puppeteers ? trying to join the golfers at the VIP area (unsuccessful) ... finding a spot for Illuminations ? the twinkling lights in the pavement ? Illuminations, what a GREAT show ? seeing the Pleasure Island search lights from Epcot ? finding the hotel, only got lost once ? Port Orleans Riverside ? double-parking at check-in ? Sheryl, duck down! ? No hablo Englese! ? W-W-W-Would you move this car? ? This car? ? I?m an intern ? Like a doctor? An internist? ? I?m a lifeguard ? See you at the bar, wear your Speedos ? unpacking ? buying dental floss ? finding the River Roost ? ordering with Chuck! ? Jon the waiter ? the piano player with the G-spot in his shoe??? ? last call ? bedtime at midnight ? Karen and Sheryl sharing a bed ? Sheryl snoring ?
Mickey?s wake-up call at 6:45 ? coffee at the food court ? refillable mugs ? coffee in bed ? Letitia the maid ? Gina?s low-watt blow dryer ? MGM by 8:30 ? the rope drop ? Gina on the horsey ? Starring Rolls bakery ? pecan rolls and pastry and coffee ? Millionaire?s not open yet ? bouncing with Tigger ? hugging Pooh ? He wrote POOT! ? The Great Movie Ride ? the attendant who got to chaperone the cheerleaders ? David the driver ? Can I drive? ? The first ride of the day is the best ? Is the alien going to jump out at me? ? pictures in front of the Coke case ? the Backlot Tour ? not enough time to see the prop warehouse ? Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Play It! ? not knowing we were supposed to push the buttons until the end ? the kid who got in the hot seat by guessing the Beatles songs ? It was rigged! ... the 50s Prime Time Café ? DiDa ? Ouida ? Ouida Wilma Williamson ? Smores ? Hey these tables are too close, I can?t squeeze my butt in ? Lay off the smores! ? watching the waiters ? Manny?s dimples ? sniffing Manny ? Can you take this glass, please? ? Tower of Terror ? the bad dad with the crying boy ? the good CM who took them off ? I gotta get off, I?m gonna fall out! ? Sheryl?s face in the picture ? Let?s do it again!!!! ? CM Larry and the Mickey pin promise ? Rock N Rollercoaster ? Too short! They should do this backwards after it?s done going forwards ? Beauty and the Beast ? the ?UPS? outfits on the Up from Zero guys ? the luscious guy second from the left ? f! ? We should?ve gone to Pleasure Island on CM night ? the handshake contest ? Indiana Jones ? Donna said wave your hat and scream real loud ? Karen got picked! ? she was the best ? Tony?s family in the next row up (can you believe it?) ? the turbans and robes ? the studly rug guy ? Bring those rugs over here ? I like rugs! ? talking to CM Marissa outside Sounds Dangerous ? the rug guy?s name is Tony ? falling asleep in Sounds Dangerous ? there?s Donna again ? she?s a snow bird from South Dakota ? When you girls grow up, get an RV and become a snowbird ? Hollywood and Vine ? the bruschetta ? more bruschetta ? more and more bruschetta ? make your own sundaes ? the red velvet cake ? the cup o? red hots we stole! ? Fantasmic ? man it was cold with all that water spray! ? Sheryl buying souvenirs ? Gina crying when she saw Snow White ? reclaiming Karen?s sunglasses ? sending packages back to the hotel ? dressing up for Pleasure Island ? Karen?s grey bag ? drinks to go from Jon ? catching the bus ? Do you work here? Yeah, the buses run 24 hours a day ? mad Delores and Mulva ? Sheryl chatting them up on the bus ? the Italians talking to Karen and Gina ? getting off at the wrong bus stop ? shopping at World of Disney ? the Pleasure Island gates ? Karen getting her picture with Christine, the Disney CM who carded her (because they card everyone who looks under 30) ? Mardi Gras ? Don?t Mess With My Toot Toot! ? the bead babes ? Throw me some stuff! ? Mom, Dad, I want to be a Disney bead babe when I grow up ? Smirnoff Ice is nice ? The Adventurers? Club ? the sinking bar stools ? the club maid bending over ? the Library ceremony ? Magma ? Loud Woman ? Drunk Woman ? SHUT UP! ? Hathaway Browne?s butt ? Put that camera away! ? being totally despised by the Adventurers' Club performers because we were waaaay funnier than they were ... We?re trying to do a show here ? Where?s the elevator? I want to leave NOW ? 8 Trax ? I?ll drive you home if ? Were you part of the show? You were great! ? the golf conventioneers ? ski talk ? Remy Martin ? Tracy ... Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting ? Karen?s a black belt ? Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen and stored at the top of Cinderella?s castle ? I?m no longer in charge, I am done making decisions ? Mannequins ? that dance floor! ? the women posers ? the men posers! ? the fog, the lights, the beat! ? the girl with the red hair ? the train and dancing backwards ? the Ecstasy girl ? Mini Me and his boyfriend ? the Beach Club roller rink ? palm reading ? closing the Beach Club ? talking the waiter out of his beads ? Murph ? chocolate milk ... I forgot something in the car ? getting lost on the way back to the hotel ? this is a very ugly hotel ? Can you read that lipstick writing? ? bedtime at 3:00 AM ?
Mickey?s wakeup call at 6:15 ? coffee at the food court ? 3 Raisin Brans, 3 skim milks, 3 bananas, 3 oranges ? Dramamine ? Sheryl losing her voice ? missing the 7:30 AM breakfast at Kona ? Magic Kingdom ? We lost Sheryl at the security check-in ? Pluto 22 ? shorts in February! ? Sheryl?s shopping trip ? Sheryl?s shirt return ? Edgar, can I have your badge? ? It?s A Small World After All ? Main Street Bakery and the giant cinnamon rolls ? Pirates of the Caribbean ? flashing the infrared cameras in the dark ? Swiss Family Treehouse ? What was Papa Swiss thinking when he built these railings out of horns?) ? lining up for the Jungle Cruise ? You don?t even know me and you?re making fun of my laugh ? Sponge Bob Square Pants ? David with the Minnie Pearl mouse ears from Hee Haw, I mean Texas ? being seated beneath the guy loading the boat ? Cat the jungle boat driver ? singing Happy Birthday to the boy on the boat ? Big Thunder Mountain ? Gina tickling Karen with her arms in the air ? (another) Tony CM ? waiting in line for Splash Mountain ? deep conversation ? Sheryl napping on the bench ? Even the homeless people look nice in Disney World ? picture with Brer Rabbit ? Sheryl?s cutting down to 4 packs a day ? the Country Bear Jamboree ? Scott the military guy on vacation alone who laughed all the way through the Country Bear Jamboree ? sandwiches at the Diamond Horseshoe Saloon ? the lady yelling at her kids ? Meh, Meh, Meh (goat noises in the HM queue corral) ? scaring the foreign guy so he let us go in front of him ? the CM at the Haunted Mansion wearing the lion ring who smiled ? the CM who blinked furiously to keep from laughing ? squeezing into that seat ? We?re a little hippy ? Space Mountain ? it was awesome ? explaining to the dour man why cell phones do and do not work inside certain buildings when all he really wanted to know was the time ? the people not walking on the conveyor ? the people walking the wrong way on the conveyor ? Tomorrowland Transit Authority ? Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow ? Keep your tentacles in the car ? shopping ? picking up shirts at Star Traders ? Buzz Light Year ? Karen?s daily error count ? pulling up to the Epcot security gate for directions ? changing for Ohana ? ? ordering the iron ? dancing to the drum beat outside the bell station ? the bump ? Mele kalikimaka ? Aloha cousin, my new favorite cousin ? burning up Cousin Bill?s ears ? Sheryl, don?t reach for that bread! ? the table for 30 next to us ? that slow waiter ? bring that shrimp quickly ? the meat on skewers ? the peanut sauce ? hang loose ? the ukulele lady ? singing the Mele kalikimaka song ? Fantasy In The Sky Fireworks ? the hula hoop contest for kids ? Sheryl give hula hoop lessons for the grownups ? Shake it baby! ? the Electrical Water Pageant ? the unhappy bus boy ? the manager telling Bill to sit with us ? Back Scratchers ? passing the charisma test ? Sheryl and the Olympics ? mints from Jon ? candy necklaces from the gift shop ? seeing the W-W-W guy again Saturday night ? the taxi dispute ? the line challenge (Gina won) ? 8 Trax ? all the bachelorettes out for a night on the town ? Mannequins again ? not getting carded: That?s OK sweetie ? that dance floor again ? I?m Coming Up So You Better Get This Party Started ? the Macanudo ? the bartender ? the guys in jackets ? ? the 14 year olds ? the jacket guy with the TP on his shoe ? There?s Mini Me again ? the New Yorkers ? You see my big nose ? Do you like Creed? Depeche Mode? ? the fight ? ditching the New Yorkers ? pointing out members of the Ugly Club ? telling the taxi driver that Karen tips better ? walking through the resort at 2:30 AM ? I?m Barbara, I?m Susan ? bedtime at 3 AM ?
Mickey?s wakeup call at 6:45 ? Sheryl?s Phyllis Diller laugh ? missing the 8:20 Breakfastosaurus ? the safari ride ? Sheryl?s Tarzan yell ? the Japanese family who thought the Tarzan yell was funny ? the best seats in the back and the air time ? I want to be a safari truck driver ? It?s Tough To Be A Bug ? the animals on the tree of life ? getting stung, getting goosed ? the dinosaur eating Karen?s hat and head ? the Lion King show ? being the only adults who were rockin? out to the Lion King ? blowing kisses at the stilt guy ? the stilt guy winking back during the show ? the jealous monkey ? the monkey hugged Karen! ? I want to be the costumer for the Lion King show and dress all those hot guys in Spandex ? running into Tony?s family again ? the reunion picture ? the Dinosaur ride ? ? crying when leaving the park ? Gina?s jog and the arm scratch ? finding the car ? ? shopping at World of Disney ? Gina crying when she bought the Snow White costume for Gina-Marie ? posing with the snoring Lego man ? helping the people roped together with the corporate teamwork challenge ... lunch at Planet Hollywood ? making up a fake LA weightloss journal for Gina over lunch ? grape crush shooters ? Tony the bartender ? Why is everyone named Tony? ? the swimsuits we didn?t use ? pin trading ? that stinkin? white glove American Express pin was so hard to get rid of ? the Disney road signs stink! ? the Mickey ears on the signs were cute ? driving up to the gas pump on the wrong side of the car ? leaving for the airport ? asking the CM for directions to the airport ? Why was she wearing her costume? ? ? the hearing test ? the makeup lesson ? the asian lady with the purple hair again ? Will you sit by me and do my nails? ? sleeping on the plane ? the screaming child ? the bad dad on the plane who read a book and drank bloody marys ? Sheryl?s blanket mask ? Roger and Chip and all the kids waiting at the security gate with flowers ? the ride home ? to be continued ?
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Mickey?s wake-up call at 6:45 ? coffee at the food court ? refillable mugs ? coffee in bed ? Letitia the maid ? Gina?s low-watt blow dryer ? MGM by 8:30 ? the rope drop ? Gina on the horsey ? Starring Rolls bakery ? pecan rolls and pastry and coffee ? Millionaire?s not open yet ? bouncing with Tigger ? hugging Pooh ? He wrote POOT! ? The Great Movie Ride ? the attendant who got to chaperone the cheerleaders ? David the driver ? Can I drive? ? The first ride of the day is the best ? Is the alien going to jump out at me? ? pictures in front of the Coke case ? the Backlot Tour ? not enough time to see the prop warehouse ? Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Play It! ? not knowing we were supposed to push the buttons until the end ? the kid who got in the hot seat by guessing the Beatles songs ? It was rigged! ... the 50s Prime Time Café ? DiDa ? Ouida ? Ouida Wilma Williamson ? Smores ? Hey these tables are too close, I can?t squeeze my butt in ? Lay off the smores! ? watching the waiters ? Manny?s dimples ? sniffing Manny ? Can you take this glass, please? ? Tower of Terror ? the bad dad with the crying boy ? the good CM who took them off ? I gotta get off, I?m gonna fall out! ? Sheryl?s face in the picture ? Let?s do it again!!!! ? CM Larry and the Mickey pin promise ? Rock N Rollercoaster ? Too short! They should do this backwards after it?s done going forwards ? Beauty and the Beast ? the ?UPS? outfits on the Up from Zero guys ? the luscious guy second from the left ? f! ? We should?ve gone to Pleasure Island on CM night ? the handshake contest ? Indiana Jones ? Donna said wave your hat and scream real loud ? Karen got picked! ? she was the best ? Tony?s family in the next row up (can you believe it?) ? the turbans and robes ? the studly rug guy ? Bring those rugs over here ? I like rugs! ? talking to CM Marissa outside Sounds Dangerous ? the rug guy?s name is Tony ? falling asleep in Sounds Dangerous ? there?s Donna again ? she?s a snow bird from South Dakota ? When you girls grow up, get an RV and become a snowbird ? Hollywood and Vine ? the bruschetta ? more bruschetta ? more and more bruschetta ? make your own sundaes ? the red velvet cake ? the cup o? red hots we stole! ? Fantasmic ? man it was cold with all that water spray! ? Sheryl buying souvenirs ? Gina crying when she saw Snow White ? reclaiming Karen?s sunglasses ? sending packages back to the hotel ? dressing up for Pleasure Island ? Karen?s grey bag ? drinks to go from Jon ? catching the bus ? Do you work here? Yeah, the buses run 24 hours a day ? mad Delores and Mulva ? Sheryl chatting them up on the bus ? the Italians talking to Karen and Gina ? getting off at the wrong bus stop ? shopping at World of Disney ? the Pleasure Island gates ? Karen getting her picture with Christine, the Disney CM who carded her (because they card everyone who looks under 30) ? Mardi Gras ? Don?t Mess With My Toot Toot! ? the bead babes ? Throw me some stuff! ? Mom, Dad, I want to be a Disney bead babe when I grow up ? Smirnoff Ice is nice ? The Adventurers? Club ? the sinking bar stools ? the club maid bending over ? the Library ceremony ? Magma ? Loud Woman ? Drunk Woman ? SHUT UP! ? Hathaway Browne?s butt ? Put that camera away! ? being totally despised by the Adventurers' Club performers because we were waaaay funnier than they were ... We?re trying to do a show here ? Where?s the elevator? I want to leave NOW ? 8 Trax ? I?ll drive you home if ? Were you part of the show? You were great! ? the golf conventioneers ? ski talk ? Remy Martin ? Tracy ... Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting ? Karen?s a black belt ? Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen and stored at the top of Cinderella?s castle ? I?m no longer in charge, I am done making decisions ? Mannequins ? that dance floor! ? the women posers ? the men posers! ? the fog, the lights, the beat! ? the girl with the red hair ? the train and dancing backwards ? the Ecstasy girl ? Mini Me and his boyfriend ? the Beach Club roller rink ? palm reading ? closing the Beach Club ? talking the waiter out of his beads ? Murph ? chocolate milk ... I forgot something in the car ? getting lost on the way back to the hotel ? this is a very ugly hotel ? Can you read that lipstick writing? ? bedtime at 3:00 AM ?
Mickey?s wakeup call at 6:15 ? coffee at the food court ? 3 Raisin Brans, 3 skim milks, 3 bananas, 3 oranges ? Dramamine ? Sheryl losing her voice ? missing the 7:30 AM breakfast at Kona ? Magic Kingdom ? We lost Sheryl at the security check-in ? Pluto 22 ? shorts in February! ? Sheryl?s shopping trip ? Sheryl?s shirt return ? Edgar, can I have your badge? ? It?s A Small World After All ? Main Street Bakery and the giant cinnamon rolls ? Pirates of the Caribbean ? flashing the infrared cameras in the dark ? Swiss Family Treehouse ? What was Papa Swiss thinking when he built these railings out of horns?) ? lining up for the Jungle Cruise ? You don?t even know me and you?re making fun of my laugh ? Sponge Bob Square Pants ? David with the Minnie Pearl mouse ears from Hee Haw, I mean Texas ? being seated beneath the guy loading the boat ? Cat the jungle boat driver ? singing Happy Birthday to the boy on the boat ? Big Thunder Mountain ? Gina tickling Karen with her arms in the air ? (another) Tony CM ? waiting in line for Splash Mountain ? deep conversation ? Sheryl napping on the bench ? Even the homeless people look nice in Disney World ? picture with Brer Rabbit ? Sheryl?s cutting down to 4 packs a day ? the Country Bear Jamboree ? Scott the military guy on vacation alone who laughed all the way through the Country Bear Jamboree ? sandwiches at the Diamond Horseshoe Saloon ? the lady yelling at her kids ? Meh, Meh, Meh (goat noises in the HM queue corral) ? scaring the foreign guy so he let us go in front of him ? the CM at the Haunted Mansion wearing the lion ring who smiled ? the CM who blinked furiously to keep from laughing ? squeezing into that seat ? We?re a little hippy ? Space Mountain ? it was awesome ? explaining to the dour man why cell phones do and do not work inside certain buildings when all he really wanted to know was the time ? the people not walking on the conveyor ? the people walking the wrong way on the conveyor ? Tomorrowland Transit Authority ? Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow ? Keep your tentacles in the car ? shopping ? picking up shirts at Star Traders ? Buzz Light Year ? Karen?s daily error count ? pulling up to the Epcot security gate for directions ? changing for Ohana ? ? ordering the iron ? dancing to the drum beat outside the bell station ? the bump ? Mele kalikimaka ? Aloha cousin, my new favorite cousin ? burning up Cousin Bill?s ears ? Sheryl, don?t reach for that bread! ? the table for 30 next to us ? that slow waiter ? bring that shrimp quickly ? the meat on skewers ? the peanut sauce ? hang loose ? the ukulele lady ? singing the Mele kalikimaka song ? Fantasy In The Sky Fireworks ? the hula hoop contest for kids ? Sheryl give hula hoop lessons for the grownups ? Shake it baby! ? the Electrical Water Pageant ? the unhappy bus boy ? the manager telling Bill to sit with us ? Back Scratchers ? passing the charisma test ? Sheryl and the Olympics ? mints from Jon ? candy necklaces from the gift shop ? seeing the W-W-W guy again Saturday night ? the taxi dispute ? the line challenge (Gina won) ? 8 Trax ? all the bachelorettes out for a night on the town ? Mannequins again ? not getting carded: That?s OK sweetie ? that dance floor again ? I?m Coming Up So You Better Get This Party Started ? the Macanudo ? the bartender ? the guys in jackets ? ? the 14 year olds ? the jacket guy with the TP on his shoe ? There?s Mini Me again ? the New Yorkers ? You see my big nose ? Do you like Creed? Depeche Mode? ? the fight ? ditching the New Yorkers ? pointing out members of the Ugly Club ? telling the taxi driver that Karen tips better ? walking through the resort at 2:30 AM ? I?m Barbara, I?m Susan ? bedtime at 3 AM ?
Mickey?s wakeup call at 6:45 ? Sheryl?s Phyllis Diller laugh ? missing the 8:20 Breakfastosaurus ? the safari ride ? Sheryl?s Tarzan yell ? the Japanese family who thought the Tarzan yell was funny ? the best seats in the back and the air time ? I want to be a safari truck driver ? It?s Tough To Be A Bug ? the animals on the tree of life ? getting stung, getting goosed ? the dinosaur eating Karen?s hat and head ? the Lion King show ? being the only adults who were rockin? out to the Lion King ? blowing kisses at the stilt guy ? the stilt guy winking back during the show ? the jealous monkey ? the monkey hugged Karen! ? I want to be the costumer for the Lion King show and dress all those hot guys in Spandex ? running into Tony?s family again ? the reunion picture ? the Dinosaur ride ? ? crying when leaving the park ? Gina?s jog and the arm scratch ? finding the car ? ? shopping at World of Disney ? Gina crying when she bought the Snow White costume for Gina-Marie ? posing with the snoring Lego man ? helping the people roped together with the corporate teamwork challenge ... lunch at Planet Hollywood ? making up a fake LA weightloss journal for Gina over lunch ? grape crush shooters ? Tony the bartender ? Why is everyone named Tony? ? the swimsuits we didn?t use ? pin trading ? that stinkin? white glove American Express pin was so hard to get rid of ? the Disney road signs stink! ? the Mickey ears on the signs were cute ? driving up to the gas pump on the wrong side of the car ? leaving for the airport ? asking the CM for directions to the airport ? Why was she wearing her costume? ? ? the hearing test ? the makeup lesson ? the asian lady with the purple hair again ? Will you sit by me and do my nails? ? sleeping on the plane ? the screaming child ? the bad dad on the plane who read a book and drank bloody marys ? Sheryl?s blanket mask ? Roger and Chip and all the kids waiting at the security gate with flowers ? the ride home ? to be continued ?
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