Favorite Ride Sayings?

[hulagirl87]

from the muppet vision 3d preshow

 

[TnTsParty]

My favorite has always been:

"Hey, you goldbricks, this ain't a spectator sport! Where do you think you are? DISNEY WORLD?!?!! Get your strollers in line and hustle! On the double! Move it, move it, move it!"

I can not for the life of me figure out where this is said. Am I that dense?

Oh and some of our favorites are

DH - when boarding HM - I will lower the bar for you (my DH always knows that is his cue to watch his knees since the first time he rode it his knees got smashed)

Mine - Hold onto your hats and glasses folks cus this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness.

I also like - There's always my way out........(scream) - HM

 

[DaPanMan]

My DS3 is "and we clear to the driver" BEEP BEEP

Mine is a CM at TOT leaning in before the elevator door closes and says "are there any questions?" and pulls away as the doors close, he turns to everyone else in line and says "there never are"

 

[MJMcBride]

It has to be "you are not the first to pass this way, nor shall you be the last".

 

[XOoOoVEEoOoOX]

My DS3 is "and we clear to the driver" BEEP BEEP

Mine is a CM at TOT leaning in before the elevator door closes and says "are there any questions?" and pulls away as the doors close, he turns to everyone else in line and says "there never are"

that is excellent!! I LOVE the CM's @ TOT they are always so in character! I had one tell us the usual line you know.."Hold onto any loose articles you may like to keep, hets, glasses, backpacks, SMALL CHILDREN"..then after we loaded he said "one more thing whatever you do dont....." he timed it so well the elevator doors closed on him like if he really got cut off mid sentence

 

[Micca]

Another fan of "Yew are not da furst to pass dis vay"

 

[maine_jennifer]

Please Stand clear of the doors...Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas

I said this so much last trip my nephew would start giggling when we got on the monorail. He just about peed his pants when the group in the other half of the monorail did it too.

And this dialog cracks me up every time:

Sam the Eagle: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is my honor to present to you... Mr. Mickey Mouse!

Rizzo the Rat: [singing to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club March] Oh, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da! Hi there, welcome to my park, how'ya doin'...

Sam the Eagle: Wait a minute! You are not Mickey Mouse! You are a rat!

Rizzo the Rat: Rat, schmat! Besides, they're tourists. What do they know?

 

[Nanabug02]

I have a lot of the same favorites of everyone else:

Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow.... My favorite!

The monorail line.... We have that magnet on our fridge & I love pushing the button to hear it!

And pretty much everything from Spaceship Earth....I just love that guy's voice.

 

[Nanabug02]

My favorite has always been:

"Hey, you goldbricks, this ain't a spectator sport! Where do you think you are? DISNEY WORLD?!?!! Get your strollers in line and hustle! On the double! Move it, move it, move it!"

Okay, I don't know this one either.....can someone help me out? What is this from? It's bothering the heck out of me!

 

[WillCAD]

Okay, I don't know this one either.....can someone help me out? What is this from? It's bothering the heck out of me!

That's from the late, lamented masterpiece called Cranium Command, as is my favorite:

You're just DIEIN' to pilot this chicken, aren't ya boy?!

 

[Syrreal]

This isn't what's actually said, but since the 1st time I rode Splash, I can never say the right words-- "Pretty good, show us your b a l l s"

And I love- I got paint all over my rump-uh rumpus room.

 

[silverspark7]

This isn't what's actually said, but since the 1st time I rode Splash, I can never say the right words-- "Pretty good, show us your b a l l s"

HAHAHAHA...I think it's "Pretty good sure as you're born"

Some of mine are:

"Dead men tell no tales"
"Por favor mantenganse alehados de las puertas"
"Excuse me please, but you'll have to check the excess baggage. Huh? Oh I am terribly sorry, I didn't realize that was your husband. " - from Star Tours

 

[88Keys]

Momma don't woop little Buford, I think you should shoot him instead.


and


Who knows what is on the other side of this cave, but knowing Disney it is probably a gift shop.

and

Who had a good time? I know I did, so I am going to do it again. And again. Every ten minutes....stay in school, kids.( Jungle Cruise)

 

[Zippa D Doodah]

Wow! There are a ton of good ones listed! Here are a few more:

"There's a Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow..."

"Now approaching Mickey's Star Traders..."

"America, spread your golden wings..." (splice in sound clips of JFK, MLK, and NASA) Had to list this one on July 4th

 

[kmadams]

My family's favorite is "Please stand up before exiting - bye bye!"

It makes us laugh and we have to repeat the line all day long...

 

[Mme. Leota]

My favorites:

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho

Scary pirates that "don't give a hoot!"

Also:

"Beware of hitchhiking ghosts!" I just LOVED that when I was a kid.

and

"Serpants and spiders, tail of a rat. Call in the spirits wherever they're at!"

Lots more but I can't quite remember exact wording. I think I need a trip to the world to remind me!!

 

[SarahSs]

I love the end of the safari's at AK "and everyone's favorite: the naked mole rat. Not a mole, not a rat, there just naked."

 

[THEDISFANS]

"Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host, your ghost host..."


all-time fav

 

[mdhkitten]

Since I only get to go to WDW once a year (at most) it helps me to remember all of these fun sayings by listening to my favorite Disney station on live365.com....................it's funny, all of the sayings that people have mentioned on this thread are on there!

 

[Ariel Mae]

Anything that is not in the scripts hits me. Make sure you get Joe on "Jungle Cruise". He improvs everything. He keeps to the script, but adds his own bits in. I had him twice. The best "JC" showing ever.