Elizabeth: Just tell him I am disinclined to acquiesce his request
Pirate: He said you'd say that.
Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!
Guard 1: I said no lies!
Guard 2: I think he's telling the truth.
Guard 1: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.
Jack: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
Norrington: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack: But you have heard of me.
Will: You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?
Jack: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Jack: I think we've all arrived at a very special place... spiritually... ecumenically... grammatically...?
Jack: But why is the rum gone?
POTC!!!♥♥♥