Father-in-law story!

[Goofyish]

My FIL is not known for his brain power. In fact I've seen pizzas with more brains

But the other day he really out did himself

He went to get a large bag of potatoes. He will only eat English potatoes (don't ask me why!). He came back from the place he usually gets his spuds from in a right mood. Apparently they didn't have any English potatoes so he had to have Cornish ones instead!

We are taking MIL on holiday with us in July - to Cornwall, so I've told her to make sure her passport is up to date

 

[KayleeUK]

I'm Cornish (shhhh don't tell anyone ) I know some Cornish people think Cornwall is a country of its own. I have crossed the bridge to Devon now

Kaylee

 

[Mrs Dazzle]

Goofyish - LOL as loud as can be

Sort of this my old mum used to say, bless her

 

[WDWfan uk]

 

[Sue's Mum]

Oh dear!

 

[UKDEB]

 

[Penny12]

Hehehe! Good one.

Penny

 

[Poohshoney]

This was priceless! Is he not going to Cornwall? Too full of those Cornish foreigners?

 

[Goofyish]

I draw the line at taking the MIL - I could not survive going on holiday with FIL as well!!!!

Just rememinded me of another story about him:

MIL & FIL have milk delivered to their door in glass bottles - because FIL doesn't think that milk from the supermarket in plastic bottles is 'proper milk'! So, what MIL does is, she keeps a glass bottle in the fridge and then keeps topping it up from the plastic milk bottles from the supermarket when he's not watching!
This has been going on for a few years now - and FIL hasn't realised what's happening!

I'm thinking of writing a book about him - it should be better than 'One Foot in the Grave'

 

[Poohshoney]

I’d buy it!