Facebook Statuses

[mickey'sbff]

post your favorite fb statuses!

 

[¡WDW!girlrox(:]

One of my friends put:

Studies show that optimists live 9.5 years longer than pessimists. I figure that since I'm a "that glass is half empty and filled with germs" type, I've shaved a good 15 years off my lifespan.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I. Love. This. Thread.

My friend posted this:

Well the Patttties should just give up, to avoid a humilitating loss

 

[mickey'sbff]

My friend posted this right before Christmas:
Erika ******
Well, had an awesome day at school today, gave presents to all my BFFS, and got an amazing card from Sarah*****♥ Thanks Everyone! Love ya!
December 23, 2010 at 1:05pm · LikeUnlike · Comment · View Feedback (3)Hide Feedback (3) · Remove Tag


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Sarah ****** did you read it??
December 24, 2010 at 10:48am · LikeUnlike
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Erika ****** Yes I did.... I almost cried lol! It was sooooo nice. Love ya!
December 24, 2010 at 11:05am · LikeUnlike
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Sarah *****‎ Love ya too!
December 24, 2010 at 11:08am · Like


One I posted. You had to be there to understand it
Sarah *******
Today was funnn. Erika ****** Monique *******and Ally ****** are my narwhal buddies =)
There's more, I know.

 

[haydeejamison]

theres more than just book knowledge..

read this in one of my friend status

 

[HalNerd]

My favorite fb statuses are the quotes I get off the internet or the things that my family says.
Here's one that is actually something I said:
"Of course i brought by water bottle down stairs, its just... umm.. invisable... i need to go upstairs for a minute to... uhh... make sure my iPod is charging..."

I have a crazy family so there are tons of funny/weird stuff said

 

[HalNerd]

And here's another quote, this one is between my mom and my 6-year-old little brother:

‎"What, no tv for a while?... But I want to live" "Watching tv is not living, it's watching someone else live" "Not if you're watching a die show"

 

[LondonUnderground]

Eimear
iM SO druNK!!!111
hahahaha jk i'm drinking diet coke.
December 31, 2010 at 10:43pm Friends Only · LikeUnlike · Comment · View Feedback (3)Hide Feedback (3)

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Gabby iM MoREE dRUnK tHAn YOu!!!!!1!!!!!!
HAHA no. I'm in bed on tumblr, watching HP and drinking tea.
December 31, 2010 at 10:55pm · UnlikeLike · 1 person

lolololol.