Was surfing and read this comparing Depp to Chocolate. I thought the last line was very fun, and very true..the whole article is at
http://www.fametracker.com/celebrity_vs_thing/depp_vs_chocolate.php
"For while loving chocolate makes us fat, loving Johnny Depp makes us alive! It makes us want to be a better person -- thinner, foxier, multilingual, more philanthropic, building humanity some habitats with our bare hands (not just on occasional Saturdays but daily), and otherwise endeavoring to deserve him -- so that when the moment finally comes that our subtle shadowing (stalking is so bourgeois) finally pays off and our paths cross on a breezy September day in front of the Arc de Triomphe, he will sweep us into his arms and we will be able to, in good conscience, accept that embrace because, damnit, we earned it!
So, there. What seemed at first to be a fair fight is, in reality, a total pummeling. We are tempted to give the nod to chocolate, since it's all Depp's fault our husband is shunning us, our mother is calling a shrink, and Vanessa Paradis is calling the cops. But the fact remains that without Johnny Depp, we probably would have found some other specimen of late '80s dreaminess on which to fixate.
Our second love was Ethan Hawke. And going on like this about him would just be sad"
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