Evil Queen- funny mom designs

[eeyorepixie]

I have a few evil queen designs(from rumbley tumbley that I love) I wear each trip, but was wondering if anyone had anything new or funny ones for mom.

How about one with the caption: Who are these children and why do they keep calling me mom?

Yes, I am that type of mom, love my kids but they can drive me to the looney bin.

I especially love wearing evil Queen/Mom designs when my 3 DD's are dressed as princesses.

Maybe a design with Cinderellas stepmother??? we are going to Park Faire, I bet that would get a reaction from the stepmother (she is a hoot!)

O.K. my trip is not until August so this is nothing pressing I am just all Disney crazy right now because my ADR window will be opening in a few weeks.

I really do love the designs that have been made for us and I just add to the collection each time we go and I put the shirts away for our next trip too.

 

[OKLAHOMAMOMOF2]

somewhere I saw a donald duck shirt that said, "Got Kids?....want one of mine" It had an image of him trying to keep up with his 3 nephews. It was really funny but I cannot remember which disigner had it. sorry.

I also think it would be cute to have snow whites stepmother with an apple in her hand with text "An apple a day"

just some thoughts. hth

 

[eeyorepixie]

ooooh I love that, because my DH wears only Donald Duck I collect those shirts because I need a lot of them because we tend to go to DW for 2 weeks. So far this trip is 17 nights, if the tax man cooperates I will need a few more designs, because I do not do laundry on vacation! The maid is out!

Yes, we bring a lot of luggage. Mommy does not cook or clean on vacation and I love it! I do not care if I bring home a ton of dirty clothes because honestly, every single day with a family of 5 I am battling laundry and I never win. It is like fighting the ocean

 

[wendypooh]

How about something like this??

 

[eeyorepixie]

oooh yes this is what I am looking for, I am not sure the quote works for me though...I will do a search of Mom quotes maybe I can come up with something....

Thanks, I love the funny shirts I find they are great conversation starters(yes, I love to talk to everyone at Disney) and I love poking fun at myself.

Thanks Wendypooh!

 

[eeyorepixie]

I think all of these are funny, maybe the last quote would work with the design or you pick what you think works...I figure they are all funny! i hope that you enjoy them and that they inspire your creative ju ju

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

Be nice to your children, for they will choose your rest home.

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.

It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel,
so that when you yell, the name will carry.

The trouble with being a parent
is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed.

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention
is to sit down and look comfortable.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short.

The American Dream is not to own your own home but to get your kids out of it.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if she's buying.

Motherhood is a wonderful thing. What a pity to waste it on children.

 

[eeyorepixie]

O.k. totally talking to myself her but I do have until Aug.

Totally different tone, but I loved it and since I posted all those Mom quotes I would post this:

A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?"
God said, "Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you."

The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy."

God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you.
And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy."

Again the small child asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?"

God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak."

"And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?"

God said, "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray."

"Who will protect me?"

God said, "Your angel will defend you even if it means risking its life."

"But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore."

God said, "Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be next to you."

At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, "God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel's name.."

God said, “You will simply call her, Mom."

 

[jtanddolly]

Amy Mickey makes some cute "thing" shirts. She has thing 1-11 and Thing Mom, Thing Dad, etc. Here is a link to one place where she posted them...I didn't see the Mom and Dad ones but I know she has them somewhere...you could always send her a pm if you like the idea:

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2023965&highlight=thing+shirts

 

[wendypooh]

How about this?? I'm going to work on some others, so keep an eye out here - it'll be a few days though!

 

[eeyorepixie]

ooooh yes I love this!!!! I am a tad twisted, so is the rest of my family- well maybe not my oldest DD she is very serious! so we need to lighten her up a tad

I love that creative Ju Ju is flowing!

I will wear this to Park Faire for sure! Thanks a bunch!!!! with a big ole cherry on the top!

 

[wendypooh]

ooooh yes I love this!!!!
I will wear this to Park Faire for sure! Thanks a bunch!!!! with a big ole cherry on the top!

Well, I'll only let you have this design IF you post a pic of you wearing AT Park Fare..................... LOL -- I'm totally kidding, but it would be so fun to see that!!!

Again, let me work on few others and I'll post later this week!

 

[Zeebs]

I think all of these are funny, maybe the last quote would work with the design or you pick what you think works...I figure they are all funny! i hope that you enjoy them and that they inspire your creative ju ju

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

Be nice to your children, for they will choose your rest home.

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.

It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel,
so that when you yell, the name will carry.

The trouble with being a parent
is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed.

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention
is to sit down and look comfortable.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short.

The American Dream is not to own your own home but to get your kids out of it.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if she's buying.

Motherhood is a wonderful thing. What a pity to waste it on children.

I like your style, I have just had a good chuckle, I quite frenquently threaten hubby that if he leaves me he takes the kids..... so far he is still here.

Kirsten

 

[eeyorepixie]

Well, I'll only let you have this design IF you post a pic of you wearing AT Park Fare..................... LOL -- I'm totally kidding, but it would be so fun to see that!!!

Again, let me work on few others and I'll post later this week!

Now I would totally post if I could figure out how I have difficulties in this department, but I know I could e-mail it

I think the stepmother and stepsister were a hoot and it is a must this trip!

I am totally looking forward to seeing what you whip up! I will check everymorning with my coffee

 

[eeyorepixie]

bumpity booh!