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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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- Nov 25, 2001
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There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.
When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said,
"Wow, these seats are big!"
The person next to him answered,"Everything is big in
Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a
bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a
mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs
are big!"
The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender
where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied,
"Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the
bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the
second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which
lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by
accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting...
"Don't flush, don't flush!"
When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said,
"Wow, these seats are big!"
The person next to him answered,"Everything is big in
Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a
bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a
mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs
are big!"
The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender
where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied,
"Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the
bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the
second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which
lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by
accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting...
"Don't flush, don't flush!"
