Horoscopes For Today - November 27th
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CAPRICORN: New moon.. Same old sky..
AQUARIUS: You've been leading a dog's life..
Stay off the furniture..
PISCES: Keep preparing.. Something's bound to happen..
ARIES: Give thought to your reputation..
Consider changing name and moving to a
new town..
TAURUS: Be sociable.. Speak to the person next to you
in the unemployment line..
GEMINI: Today is NOT the 4th of July..
CANCER: Be leery of Scorpios with migraines..
LEO: If your mother was a Virgo, lots of luck..
VIRGO: Perfect time for marriage.. If you're married,
perfect time for divorce..
LIBRA: Make headway at work.. Continue to let things
deteriorate at home..
SCORPIO: Be independent.. Insult a rich relative..
SAGITTARIUS: Day for good connection.. Place a long
distance call to Nairobi..

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CAPRICORN: New moon.. Same old sky..
AQUARIUS: You've been leading a dog's life..
Stay off the furniture..
PISCES: Keep preparing.. Something's bound to happen..
ARIES: Give thought to your reputation..
Consider changing name and moving to a
new town..
TAURUS: Be sociable.. Speak to the person next to you
in the unemployment line..
GEMINI: Today is NOT the 4th of July..
CANCER: Be leery of Scorpios with migraines..
LEO: If your mother was a Virgo, lots of luck..
VIRGO: Perfect time for marriage.. If you're married,
perfect time for divorce..
LIBRA: Make headway at work.. Continue to let things
deteriorate at home..
SCORPIO: Be independent.. Insult a rich relative..
SAGITTARIUS: Day for good connection.. Place a long
distance call to Nairobi..






