Every man needs one of these...

[AuburnJen92]

Ok...in my absence I can see Ive missed ALOT of opportunities to light some bottle rockets.

as an immature ol'fart....Ive learned alot about people in my vast years. Those that claim they are SMART are usually STUPID, those that talk about their MONEY usually have NONE, those that brag about their WOMEN are usually ALONE, those that go on about their HUGENESS are usually comparable to a HAMPSTER, and those that claim to IGNORE are likely to be reading EVERY POST MULTIPLE TIMES!!!!

Those of you who THINK you are on IGNORE, best think again!!!!! who could EVER actually IGNORE you people????

I know I am not on ignore, if I really was, I would have been the last go around...trust me

 

[auntie]

I think the planets are starting to align, the four leaf clovers are starting to grow and all will be right in the universe... Rog is BACK!!!

This calls for a Dancing Banana!

 

[AuburnJen92]

I think the planets are starting to align, the four leaf clovers are starting to grow and all will be right in the universe... Rog is BACK!!!

He wasn't lost....he was just dodging friend requests from the GH fan club!

 

[ftwildernessguy]

Ok...in my absence I can see Ive missed ALOT of opportunities to light some bottle rockets.

as an immature ol'fart....Ive learned alot about people in my vast years. Those that claim they are SMART are usually STUPID, those that talk about their MONEY usually have NONE, those that brag about their WOMEN are usually ALONE, those that go on about their HUGENESS are usually comparable to a HAMPSTER, and those that claim to IGNORE are likely to be reading EVERY POST MULTIPLE TIMES!!!!

Those of you who THINK you are on IGNORE, best think again!!!!! who could EVER actually IGNORE you people????

Please don't pay any attention to me as I spend the millions I made from my Nobel Prize on my beautiful trophy wife who was attracted to me by my enormous feet.

 

[AuburnJen92]

Please don't pay any attention to me as I spend the millions I made from my Nobel Prize on my beautiful trophy wife who was attracted to me by my enormous feet.

(excuse me while I go get paper towels to clean the coca cola off my computer screen...)

 

[auntie]

(excuse me while I go get paper towels to clean the coca cola off my computer screen...)

Pass the roll...I've gotta clean the coffee I spit out..!

 

[BRDof3]

(excuse me while I go get paper towels to clean the coca cola off my computer screen...)

And a shovel to clean the bull**** off the floor!

 

[BRDof3]

...those that go on about their HUGENESS are usually comparable to a HAMPSTER...

Dang! My secret is out!

 

[AuburnJen92]

And a shovel to clean the bull**** off the floor!

nah, i did that Thursday (there was so much more of it then)...I took the garbage out this morning...the truck spent a full five minutes at my house this morning!

 

[Brer Bear]

Rog is back!

"And in those days the balance of BS and Truth were righted, and there was peace throughout the Dis"

or not...

 

[AuburnJen92]

Rog is back!

"And in those days the balance of BS and Truth were righted, and there was peace throughout the Dis"

or not...

sounds like you need a facebook account.....

 

[BigDaddyRog]

Harrrumph!!! You & Pete have been doing a good job lately. I've missed you so much & so has everyone else. Does this mean things have picked up at the club - or don't you love us anymore?

On the contrary, Deb...I love you guys soo much that I have come to the decision to distance myself some in order to spare you fine folks from the unacceptable behavior that I cant seem to bridle when posting on these fine boards. I am, very obviously, mentally incapable of conducting myself in a manner that is non-offensive to the DIScommunity Leaders, and life-scarring to the children that may be reading these boards. And you know what the good book says...."Bad associations spoil usefull habits", and I'm sure some other book somewhere says "Guilty by association"...and I sincerely don't want any of the officials of these family friendly boards to mistakenly "lump" you guys in with the likes of me. I feel like I helped bring this group together in some small way...and I most definately don't wanna be responsible for tearing it apart. This group of people is a good thing...no,.....its a GREAT thing. People from all over the country, of every background...from all walks of life who have bonded in friendship (and foe-ship, but still part of the group) simply because a very small few were willing to bend a corner or two of a rule book and say "Its OK to have FRIENDS on the internet", and "Its OK to BE INTO virtual gatherings". I hate not being a bigger part of these boards lately, I miss you all so much....but again, my constant postings were really ruffling the feathers of ALOT of folks, and it was starting to show in the decline of new "regulars" joining in. What Im trying to say is that my NC17 humor was turning many potential FORT FIENDS away....and unfortunately, I can not change the way I am....god knows I've tried, but I just cant. Im a sick minded, twisted, dark, mental midget with a flair for offensive, adult natured humor. Thats all I CAN be, and Im not ashamed of it...but my personality has no place on a family friendly, Disney related forum.

Wow...I really went off on a tangent, didnt I!! Sorry, just wanted ya'll to know I do care, love and miss you guys. I'll get off my soap box now

 

[2goofycampers]

He wasn't lost....he was just dodging friend requests from the GH fan club!

Hey, I use to love that, it was a big part of my life for years, got the bug from my mom, when I married Frank tried to give it to him but he didnt want any part of it.

We are talking about being a fan of General Hospital, right.

 

[djblu883]

you have been a huge part of the fun on the boards and I'm sad if a few have taken offense!!!! You have been truly missed!!...How is Gina's leg BTW??? HUgs to you and yours! DJ>>>>Janet

 

[auntie]

Hey, I use to love that, it was a big part of my life for years, got the bug from my mom, when I married Frank tried to give it to him but he didnt want any part of it.

We are talking about being a fan of General Hospital, right.

General Hospital...I've been a fan since Luke and Laura were on the RUN!
Elizabeth Taylor was Helena..and the were freezing the world! (I think they're at it again today.. )
Now...THAT was entertainment! (So true to life..LOL! )

 

[Brer Bear]

sounds like you need a facebook account.....

So I can pretend to be a 16 year old girl!?... I think not!

Can I pretend to be FtWildernessguy and tell everyone I have big feet?

 

[auntie]

On the contrary, Deb...I love you guys soo much that I have come to the decision to distance myself some in order to spare you fine folks from the unacceptable behavior that I cant seem to bridle when posting on these fine boards. I am, very obviously, mentally incapable of conducting myself in a manner that is non-offensive to the DIScommunity Leaders, and life-scarring to the children that may be reading these boards. And you know what the good book says...."Bad associations spoil usefull habits", and I'm sure some other book somewhere says "Guilty by association"...and I sincerely don't want any of the officials of these family friendly boards to mistakenly "lump" you guys in with the likes of me. I feel like I helped bring this group together in some small way...and I most definately don't wanna be responsible for tearing it apart. This group of people is a good thing...no,.....its a GREAT thing. People from all over the country, of every background...from all walks of life who have bonded in friendship (and foe-ship, but still part of the group) simply because a very small few were willing to bend a corner or two of a rule book and say "Its OK to have FRIENDS on the internet", and "Its OK to BE INTO virtual gatherings". I hate not being a bigger part of these boards lately, I miss you all so much....but again, my constant postings were really ruffling the feathers of ALOT of folks, and it was starting to show in the decline of new "regulars" joining in. What Im trying to say is that my NC17 humor was turning many potential FORT FIENDS away....and unfortunately, I can not change the way I am....god knows I've tried, but I just cant. Im a sick minded, twisted, dark, mental midget with a flair for offensive, adult natured humor. Thats all I CAN be, and Im not ashamed of it...but my personality has no place on a family friendly, Disney related forum.

Wow...I really went off on a tangent, didnt I!! Sorry, just wanted ya'll to know I do care, love and miss you guys. I'll get off my soap box now

Pass the Klenex please..


Ya big freakin' jerk, we LOVE YA...!
We all know you're a sick minded, twisted, dark mental midget(your words..not mine)...THAT's what we love best of all!

Hope you stick around...

 

[2goofycampers]

but my personality has no place on a family friendly, Disney related forum.

We miss you on chat also.

 

[BRDof3]

We miss you on chat also.

Better keep Rog off the chat, after all we're so G-rated there, NOT!

 

[des1954]

On the contrary, Deb...I love you guys soo much that I have come to the decision to distance myself some in order to spare you fine folks from the unacceptable behavior that I cant seem to bridle

I LOVE unacceptable behavior ---- & that's what I love best about you!!

Stay awhile...won't you?