Ever Say or Do Anything Really WEIRD in Your Sleep?

[Spidey7]

OK surely this isn't just me, and I've always known that I say some weird things in my sleep sometimes, but Sunday morning I really freaked my DW out and I don't even remember anything. She said when she got home late on Saturday night from work she came into the bedroom and I was talking in an Exoricist girl type voice saying that "the egg has arrived...the egg has arrived."

Its not exactly what I was saying but the voice she said really freaked her out. I've read that actual possession can take place sometimes during sleep, and I don't think that was what was going on, because if I was really becoming possessed by a demon/entity I think what I was saying would have actually made sense. But in any event its pretty weird, anybody else have any such incidents?

 

[Acklander]

I walk and talk in my sleep, does that count as weird? It's genetic. I know my sister does the same, as well as my oldest DS

 

[Youarehere]

No, but DBF woke me up in the middle of the night once to ask me if I had "put those walls there", referring to our bedroom walls. He was really freaked out by my mid-night construction.

 

[mickeyboat]

The other night I bolted out of bed after a huge crash of thunder, and yelled at DH because he wouldn't get out of bed to help me save the kids.

DD giggled in her sleep this morning.

DH has night terrors. He hollers "help" over and over until I wake him up. He has been doing this since he was a child.

Denae

 

[Tazicket]

Not long after DH and I got married, I stabbed him in the butt with all 5 fingernails on one hand.

Another time, he came to bed after me and he said I looked up and asked him "What are you going to do about them?" And I was really concerned and got frustrated when he didn't know what I was talking about.

 

[KimR]

One time the phone rang in the middle of the night. I woke up and tried to answer it by attempting to unscrew the dial of the electric blanket control. There I was frantically trying to unscrew that darn thing and it wouldn't budge. Meanwhile the phone kept ringing...and ringing...and ringing.

 

[fraggle551]

My DBF violently twitches in his sleep. His body must think he has to beat someone up before he falls asleep, its crazy. I don't know how he doesnt wake himself up.

Oh and something funny, he was singing to me last night and stopped in the middle of the song. Im like uhhh....he sung HIMSELF to sleep!!! He woke up a minute later and finished the song. He certainly had me laughing with that.

 

[Spidey7]

OK, I don't feel quite so bad now. Has anyone ever used a scary voice that wasn't yours?

 

[Camicar]

When I was in my late twenties, I walked/talked a lot in my sleep. My dh would often wake up and see me trying to get ready for the morning. I would get out of bed, get out clothes (including socks and shoes), put them in the bathoom, get out my toothbrush, and then try and make the bed (with him in it). It used to freak him out, because my eyes were wide open, but I was clearly asleep. He would follow me around to make sure I didn't try and get out of the house (which I never did).

And then, for no apparent reason, it stopped and I haven't done anything like that for nearly 15 years.

My dd will talk in her sleep approx 45-60 minutes after she falls asleep. It's like clockwork. Lately, however, she has taken to shouting in her sleep at about 2am. It scares the crap out of me and I jump out of bed and run into her room and she's sleeping peacefully. Of course, now my heart is pounding and I'm awake for the next hour...

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

When I was a teenager, my sister and I were housesitting for some friends of hers. Early in the morning, she opened the door to the bedroom I was in and woke me up. I jumped up in bed immediately from a dead sleep and yelled at her, "Who, what, where, when, why???" I thought she was going to pass out from laughing.

I don't think I do anything too strange now, although I supposedly punched my boyfriend in an unmentional spot the other night.

 

[goofinoff]

When I was in high school I used to get up at like 2 in the morning, have breakfast and take a shower thinking it was time to get up for school. I also got up once around 3 in the morning and ate a whole bag of mint milano cookies!

 

[WDWAurora]

My college roomate did several weird things. One night she woke me up because she was talking. So I said "What" and she kept muttering...So finally after I asked what she was saying like 5 times, she got annoyed and yelled at me "I'm talking about the makeup!!!!!!" It was so funny because she didn't even wear makeup. Not sure where that came from.

Another night, I woke up and she was standing at the end of my bed. She was yelling "Do you see me? Do you see me?" It was weird. I was like...uh...yes....What are you doing? And she said she didn't know and went back to bed.

 

[theycallmered]

I will talk in my sleep if I am really tired and/or in a strange place. Back in July Hubby and I were visiting his parents down in IL. I already fallen asleep and Hubby was still watching TV while in bed with me. According to him, I turned to him and said "I like you.". To which he responded with, "Well, I like you to.". That seemed to do it for me because I was sound asleep for the rest of the night.

In college my freshman year we had an unseasonable warm October. I had already gone to sleep since it was late, but my roommate was still up talking to her bf at the time on aim. According to her I woke up, got out of bed, walked over to our mini-fridge, sat down nearly inside of the fridge, grabbed the bag of cookies, and proceeded to eat a few cookies right there nearly inside of the fridge. After a few moments I put the cookies away, got up, closed the fridge door, and walked back to bed.

Those two are just the funniest ones that I have done in my sleep, but there are more.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

My ex told me that I had a tendency to scream out certain people's names in my sleep...names that weren't his...

 

[ReggieB]

I woke up one time to find myself at the top of the stairs carrying my stereo system. Not quite sure what I was up to.

 

[PrincessKitty1]

DH says I usually giggle when he bumps into me when he's turning in bed, but one night I said, very indignantly, "HOW DARE!" Not even "how dare you," just "HOW DARE!"

One night when I was getting into bed I woke DH up (I thought, since his eyes were open), and he said (very accusingly), "YOU MADE EVERYTHING GREEN!" Of course he didn't remember a thing the next day.

 

[Barbossa]

I've punched myself in the face several times during twilight sleep. Don't wanna know what Freud says about that!

 

[java]

I once woke up on top of the bedside table(tiny table by the way with a lamp and a clock. I was standing on it. For what I don't know- And I must have really hurt myself doing it because I woke up with bruises.

When my Mom was going though a divorce she woke up one day to find that she had ripped a plant right out of the pot and spread the dirt all over her room. (She went into therapy after that one)

 

[DMickey28]

I talk in my sleep but it's something different every time. It's very random.

Not much lately, but over the last few months I would wake up in a dead panic thinking I rolled over on DS or he fell out of bed. We never really co-slept. For about two weeks I slept in the bed in his room and after an early morning feeding he would just stay there but that was only for a few weeks. I would wake up in the middle of the night and start scrambling around the bed looking for him. I looked under the blankets, under the pillows, under DH and then under the bed. A few times I got up and looked in the pillows in the corner of the room and at the blankets bunched up at the bottom of the bed. I would come up with the oddest ways of figuring out that DS was ok and sleep in his crib. I never actually went to check on him.

DH has nightmares on a fairly regular basis. It's always the same one. Terrorists are cutting off his fingers and toes one by one.

 

[Temair]

DH said once i woke him up to ask him if our DD was okay. He said she was fine in the next room. I said no the other one up stairs. The funny thing is we only have 1 DD, and a single story house.

I got myself good one time when taking sudephedrine for allergies. In my dream there was something leaking under my bed a pipe. So I got up out of bed and was reaching under the bed to try and stop the leak. After a few minutes of not being able to reach the pipe I realized there are no pipes that run under my bed and I must have been dreaming. I got back into bed and went to sleep. I quit taking sudepedrine after that one.