As a matter of fact, I am being electrocuted as I write (so forgive any mispellings).
For reasons unknown there is a puddle of water under my desk (probably from the rain we had last month). I am in my bare feet (my wife hid all my shoes last night, for some playful reason). Before I sat down I noticed that my keyboard was plugged directly into an electrical outlet, which I thought odd. However, my wife told me that it will speed up my typing. So, I sat down, immersing my feet in the water. I then began to receive a series of electric jolts as I typed.
I do look somewhat humorous with my hair standing straight up on my head. Nevertheless, my wife looked a little disappointed when I stated that the electrical shocks I was receiving was not speeding up my typing at all, but actually somewhat hindered it.
Ah, my wife said that my bath is drawn and ready for me, and that I will be able to enjoy fresh toast straight out of the toaster while bathing. How thoughtful of her! I shall check back in later.