Ever had a teacher question you over something your kid said??

[poohandwendy]

LOL, that reminds me of a boy I used to drive in a carpool when my eldest DD was in kindergarten. One morning, on the way to school, he told me his dad got in trouble and the the police took his drivers license so he couldn't drive any more. I told him that was something that his parents might want him to keep to himself.

 

[AmyJ of Ca]

I volunteer in my daughter's classroom every Friday (1st grade) and her teacher tells me the things she said...One was that at recess they found a bug on the ground and it was dead so the put it on a leaf and she sang Silent Night to it and it got up and walked away!! It was a miracle, she told her teacher. Another little girl in the class told the teacher that her Mom was upset about something the night before so she took a xanax and went for a walk and felt much better...Just goes to show you how carefull you have to when talking to kids. Only tell them what you want everyone else to know! Amy

 

[poohandwendy]

LOL, these stories are hilarious!

 

[AmyJ of Ca]

LOL, that reminds me of a boy I used to drive in a carpool when my eldest DD was in kindergarten. One morning, on the way to school, he told me his dad got in trouble and the the police took his drivers license so he couldn't drive any more. I told him that was something that his parents might want him to keep to himself.

Our neighbor across the street has her daughter and 2 grandsons living with her. We're pretty close to the family(Grandma was my Mom's bestfriend) so we knew what was going on in the family when the youngest GS (about 6 or 7at the time)was going around the block telling everyone his Dad was in prison. I don't think he realized at the time what it was but just was trying show that he had a Dad, he just couldn't live with him...Kind of sad though My DH is our schools Cubmaster and has got him going now. He's doing now.

 

[disykat]

Allergic to Jesus - LOL!

My son had lunch with the principal one day when he was in first grade. He made up all sorts of stuff. He told her I wanted him to be called "AJ" not his real name, because I was a big Back Street Boys fan. He also told her I didn't feed him at home -not even vegetables.

She got a huge kick out of it. She was expecting him to be shy like his older brother and he came in and just blew her away! Since I sub at the school, the teachers all heard the story and sometimes, years later, I still get asked about the Back street boys or if I ever started feeding my children.

 

[princesspumpkin]

During DD's pre-school graduation ceremony, DD saw us in the audience. Because it was a special occasion, we were "dressed up" a little. DD tells her teacher "Look, there's my mom and dad. And they have their clothes ON!" It's so funny how three year olds can't quite put their thoughts into the correct words sometimes. Fortunately, her teacher didn't think we lived in a nudist camp.

 

[hpygrll]

My 4 year old son was in Sunday school one lovely Sunday. My MIL and I were in church.....during the Lord's prayer right before communion - I see DS's Sunday School Teacher come running into the front of the church...she crosses the pew on the left side (we're on the right) has to tap a man on the shoulder who has to cross the aisle to get me and I have to go to his pew to talk to her (all during the Lord's Prayer mind you) and she whispers that DS had two chocolate donuts and told her his tummy hurts because he is allergic to chocolate and peanut butter and jelly. The kid isn't allergic to anything nor do I know how he knows the word allergic. So I had to tell her that wasn't the case - she went back to class and I had to step over the poor man to go back to my pew!!!! I was mortified!
Jenny

 

[kmp1191]

DD told everyone in her preschool class that her mommy smoked cigars!! I have no idea where this came from because I never smoked anything!! Go figure!!

 

[mamacatnv]

Same son and Kindergarten teacher as in original post. This was a private Kindergarten that provides an afterschool program for parents who work.

My DH arrived to have lunch with son and Teacher takes my DH aside and mentions that we might want to consider buying DS some new clothes as his really didn't fit him well and they were much too small. MY DH looks at her like she is nuts just thinking of the piles of clothes the kid has, he is without a clue and in typical DH style says that he will mention it to me, has lunch and heads back to work.

That evening he gets home and tells me the story we both look at DS who is wearing exactly what we sent him to school in that morning, everything fits fine! We ask DS what his teacher is talking about and he just shrugs . Next day proceeds as usual, DS gets dressed and is ready for school. I look in his backpack for something and I find his favorite old flannel shirt and jammie bottoms that were a couple of sizes too small and which I thought had made it to the local Good Will.

DS was taking his old "comfy" clothes in his backpack and changing as soon as he got to school, before his teacher ever even saw him, then he was changing back late in the afternoon before we arrived!

I guess after the sex episode she felt it was okay to question us on our shopping habits

Kindergarten was an interesting experience to say the least.....

 

[aprilgail2]

Our son's Kindergarten teacher informed us that our son had shared with her and the class that he saw us having sex every day!
MamaCatNV

Oh my gosh!! My daughter doesn't even know the phrase "having sex"! LOL

Where I work there is a lot of horseplay (not sexual!) and one of the guys sort of checked me into the wall not realizing he was doing it to hard and caught me off balance...I twisted my back so that night my daughter wanted me to pick her up and I told her I couldn't because my back hurt and I told her about the guy and what happened.(I felt better the next morning!)...well 2 days later she comes home from school and says "Andrews mom says she hopes you feel better"...I was puzzled at that comment and said "oh you mean from when I had pneumonia?"..she said no, she hopes your back is better....I asked her what she told andrews mom and she said she told the teacher and andrews mom that "mommy friend John slammed mommy against hte wall and hurt her back, he always does stuff like that".....I was so embarrassed I had to call the woman and explain....she thought I was dating a violent guy LOL...I even sent a note in for the teacher!

 

[CrazedDisFan]

Before I got hired into our district I subbed for various jobs. Once I was subbing for the head secretary and the custodian comes into the office from the cafeteria. He hands me a set of handcuffs and his face is BRIGHT RED. I asked him where they came from and proceeded to call the child to the office. She was a first grader. I asked her why she had handcuffs at school. She said she thought they were cool and wanted to play on the playground with them. I asked where they came from and she replied....

They are mommy's and daddy's. They play with them late a night. But momy hides them under her bed. So I found them and brought them to play with today.

I tried my best to hold my composure and sent her back to class. I left the poor principal the job of calling 'mommy' to tell her to come pick up the 'cuffs.

 

[mamacatnv]

My girlfriends' house flooded when the washer ran over all night. She had 4" of water in the entire house. It was my friend 7 mo pregnant, her DH, DD 8, 2 cats, 3 hermit crabs and a medium sized dog. They had to move into a hotel-Residence Inn for 2 months until the house was repaired. She referred to the Residence Inn as "the shelter".

After about 2 weeks at the "shelter", her DD's teacher called and "heard they were living in a shelter and wanted to let her know of some of the community resources" my friend tried to explain it was a hotel and the circumstances but this very well meaning teacher thought she was too embarrassed to admit her "living arrangements" and insisted on sending home the information and went so far as to sign her DD up for the free lunch program, even though her DD showed up every day with her lunch.

 

[cruisnfamily]

DD tells her teacher "Look, there's my mom and dad. And they have their clothes ON!" It's so funny how three year olds can't quite put their thoughts into the correct words sometimes. Fortunately, her teacher didn't think we lived in a nudist camp.

this one really made me laugh out loud!

 

[southernbella]

My oldest is starting kindergarten in the fall. Is this what I have to look foward too?!


Keeping on topic- my mom told me that when I was in the 2nd grade, I convinced my teacher that my parents had changed my name to Cynthia(my real name is far from Cynthia). She called me Cynthia until the 1st parent-teacher night & she and my mom figured it out. I don't remember it, but I do like the name Cynthia to this day.


This thread is hilarious! Allergic to Jesus, you're killing me! Sbella

 

[pansmermaidzlagoon]

DD's teacher - 2nd grade - has promised not to believe half of what she hears from them about home, if we promise not to believe half of what we hear happens at school!!!!!

 

[beckmrk04]

Thanks guys- these are the best laughs I have had all day!!!

I can't wait to have kids. I have embarrassed my mom to no end, and I know I'll get it back!

 

[ducklite]

My girlfriends' house flooded when the washer ran over all night. She had 4" of water in the entire house. It was my friend 7 mo pregnant, her DH, DD 8, 2 cats, 3 hermit crabs and a medium sized dog. They had to move into a hotel-Residence Inn for 2 months until the house was repaired. She referred to the Residence Inn as "the shelter".

After about 2 weeks at the "shelter", her DD's teacher called and "heard they were living in a shelter and wanted to let her know of some of the community resources" my friend tried to explain it was a hotel and the circumstances but this very well meaning teacher thought she was too embarrassed to admit her "living arrangements" and insisted on sending home the information and went so far as to sign her DD up for the free lunch program, even though her DD showed up every day with her lunch.

Oh that one is just too funny!!!

Anne

 

[golfgal]

The funny part of all of this is that if the story was reversed and a child came home from school saying these things about their teacher, the parents would be in the principals office in about 5 seconds because little Johnny wouldn't make this up.

 

[pixiemomma]

My sister told everyone our dad was a dentist. He is a chemist but his name is Dennis. I can just imagine what my son says about my husband and I.

 

[Jeafl]

I work at an elementary school and you would not believe the things I hear.

On Friday a first grader told me that she used to live in a mansion until her daddy got a new honey for the last time and her mother kicked his sorry butt to the curb. They had to sell the mansion because mommy wanted to take daddy for every penny he had and then they would see how long the honey stuck around. Now she and mommy live in a smaller house, but she still gets to buy nice clothes, so it isn't so sad anymore.

I almost died! I kept trying to stop her from telling me the story, but she was determined to get it out.

I have also had kids tell me that daddy slept on the couch last night because he came home drunk, mommy and daddy were wrestling naked, and other things that would probably get me banned for repeating.

I cannot stress this enough, be careful of what you say and do around your kids, because they repeat EVERYTHING!