Especially For Laugh O. Grams - Worst Pickup Lines Ever

[BeachGirlFLA]

What was the worst one ever used on you or that you ever used (if you're willing to admit that)?

 

[Laugh O. Grams]

I'm taking notes...

 

[Liberty Belle]

One time in college a guy in a bar came up to me and told me I was "cuter than a speckled pup." My best friend's boyfriend called me Speck from then on out.

 

[Handbag Lady]

What time is it?



I swear to you, this is so simple it is it the worst. But, it does help one start a conversation with a stranger.

(and yes, I used it MANY times as a youngster in the L.A. Metal scene in the late 1980's.)

It didn't work. Not even once. Yes, it started conversations, but never netted me a fish.

 

[Liberty Belle]

Oh, I forgot. My husband's pick up line to me was "Did you catch the game?" Unfortunately I hadn't. End of conversation.

 

[JessicaR]

Weird Al Yankovic put them to music, Wanna B Ur Lovr.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

 

[Nyla]

Not so much a pick-up line, but definitely the most memorable for me was the time I was stopped at an intersection, and suddenly a guy leans out from the next car over, produces a megaphone and attempts to get my number with it.

Hilarious, and creative! If I hadn't had a boyfriend at that time, it totally would have won me over.

 

[Micca]

Hot waitress: What'll ya have?

Patron: The sheepherder special

Hot waitress: What's that?

Patron: A cup of coffee and a piece of ewe

 

[arminnie]

True stories:

Two guys in a bar. One days to the other "Be careful - she looks like the kind of girl you'd have to buy dinner for first."

At the apartment house dumpster "I've never met a girl that's gone to college before."

Checking into a hotel in Thailand at 2 am after a long day of travel - "Hey round eyes" from some soldiers on R&R from Viet Nam.

Stopped by a cop in Highland Park, TX (very exclusive small town surrounded by Dallas) - "Oh I thought your inspection sticker was out of date." I had long blonde hair and drove a blue convertible. I had men follow me home on more than one occasion.

I used to get proposals (seriously) on the first date.

I probably have 100s more.