Episode 2: Attack of the birds

u4ik · Feb 1, 2001

Joe - Great storytelling. As a parent of 2 octopie I can relate to your adventure. Your naration is very funny and enjoyable. A true classic in the making!

FairyGodfriend · Feb 1, 2001

That was just too funny! The "Octopus" sounds delightful, hope his tummy has recovered! Oh, the joys of being a parent. You're trip report is like reading a "Behind the Scenes" Tourist Edition. Thanks again!

Marla Hellwig · Feb 16, 2001

Diaper - been there done that. Mental note to self - watch for attacking seagulls. Thanks for posting!

DixieDreamer · Feb 16, 2001

That was the greatest. I had to share with my husband your trials and tribulations. I was laughing so hard trying to tell him the story... that I finally gave up and printed the thing out for him!

I admire your bravery and true intent to put the "magic" back in the day for your wife. Good job with the right up and for the good intentions. Keep up the report writeups. I am going to search for you specifically!

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rose4hall · Feb 20, 2001

I would just like to say to begin this tale I was building a Thomas Kincade 2000 piece puzzle as my wife was watching Every Loves Raymond last night when my wife was laughing uncontrollably. I asked her what she was finging so darn much humor in and she said it was the funniest trip report that she has ever read. She then read the reports outloud to me starting with report 1, and then onto report 2. She was only able to speak a word or two before breaking down into laughter. I have never seen her laugh so hard. She was in tears the complete story. Normally she reads what I print out and takes the information similiar to a child being fed something good for them, however with this trip report she was overwhelmed. All I can say is Thanks a bunch. You really made her evening....

Michael

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Thmacs · Feb 20, 2001

Still laughing..... Can't wait to hear about the rest of your WDW adventure.

Cousin Orville · Feb 20, 2001

ROFL! Too funny.. in a sad sort of way. I hope the trip gets better, Joe.

Cousin Orville
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chrisn · Feb 20, 2001

OMG! This is funny stuff! A very enjoyable trip report. I can just picture all this happening in my head. I waiting on pins and needles for the next one.

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cadet81 · Feb 21, 2001

Joe - what a great report!! I saw those wacko birds at MK, we were walking in tomorrowland and a nice eldery lady in a wheelchair was being pushed towards us by her family. She was enjoying the sunshine and the day while munching on a hot dog. Before we all knew what was happening a seagull (or whatever they are) swooped down, briefly "sat" on her lap and took the remainder of her hot dog right out of her hand!!! I swear I heard him chuckle as he flew away. The lady was wonderful about it, after the initial shock of it she started laughing and shaking her head, truly a lady of grace under pressure. It would have been easy to let an event like that dictate the mood of the day.

kathymc · Feb 21, 2001

I don't know how I missed these reports - glad someone bumped them back up. Laughing along with everyone else - I hope there is more! thanks for posting these, I am having fun reading them!

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Rajah · Feb 21, 2001

Oh no! What a comedy of errors...

I hope your DW did finally get to see the magic

How funny... on to episode 3

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oldkicker · Feb 21, 2001

Great job Joe!

oldkicker

jrgutknecht · Feb 21, 2001

I can't stop laughing!!!!!!

I really admire parents of small children.

UncleKyle · Feb 21, 2001

these are great reports! Not since Clark Griswalds (aka Goofyme) reports have a I laughed so hard. Keep them coming!

Remember, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

minniecarousel · Feb 22, 2001

I'm hoping no one walks into my room here at work to see me laughing hysterically!!

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mormol · Feb 22, 2001

I don't want to wait till next week!

These are just too precious, I hope you are saving all this stuff in a scrapbook. I certainly can relate to the exploding baby!
We will be there next week! Cannot wait for the killer birds!
andrea

minniecarousel · Feb 22, 2001

bump! to keep these together!

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Thanks for posting this!

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Bennet · Feb 22, 2001

bump to second

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jennybobenny · Feb 22, 2001

All I can say is ROTFLMBO!!!

Great report, looking forward to the next installment.

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Episode 2: Attack of the birds

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