Episode 2: Attack of the birds

[Robin1116]

Joe...
You are one talented writer... I can't stop smiling and laughing!!!
we don't have kids yet... but now I'm a little apprehensive about taking a baby, ha ha!!!

Robin Longley

 

[wendy74]

You MUST write a travel book on "what can happen" at Disney World. I swear after hearing that story Michael Eisner himself should knock at your door and hand you a lifetime pass to WDW You are a very good daddy

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[BrerMom]

My nephew had "the diaper" experience on a plane this week. My sister said she could hear the stewardess as they were leaving, "We're going to need clean-up on 1E."

As the mom of three kids, including one octopus, I am thoroughly enjoying your reports. Kudos to you and your wife.

 

[Bennet]

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[whosezMN]

Oh my gosh!! What a day. My downstairs neighbors are going to wonder what's so funny.

Sandy

 

[CarrieAP]

Our diaper incident was during dinner at Cape May with an 8 month and 3 year old. That night the baby developed a terrifying fear of our waitress and would wail each and every time she approached or passed our table. Luckily the waitress and other guests all possessed a great sense of humor so were not overtly disturbed by this. As we attempted to salvage our dinner experience the baby let loose while sitting on my lap. I had no recourse, but to grab a few napkins to prevent drippage down my leg as I hightailed it to the restroom.

Needless to say, it is moments like this that become the lasting memories of our vacations!

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[Bennet]

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[Jeremy'smom]

I agree with some of the other posters that this is one of the best reports I have read. So entertaining.

 

[zurgswife]

These are getting to low on the page!!!

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[Kirby]

What a day!

 

[Mamu]

<font color=666600>lol What a wonderful funny report.</font>

Mamu

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[BetsyAnn]

joedisney - you keep it interesting and real - love reading your reports. Thanks for all your time and efforts


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[becka]

LOL!

I am bumping this up as I am reading them to thank you for your reports. We are looking at traveling with our own little octupus (hopefully minus the diaper problems ) who will also by 18 months old for his first trip! I am going to use your reports as research!

 

[mamadonna]

Just the pick me up I needed. Were going in 10 days! Thanks for reminding me to take life as it comes.

 

[FergieTCat]

Darn! I thought this was a new trip report by JoeDisney!

You got to read all of the parts. This was one of my favorites!

 

[tmq2766]

This has to be one of the funniest reports I have read in a long time. What a great guy your are for at least atempting to change the octopus. Things have to get better. Please write again SOON.

 

[luvflorida]

And I thought things like this only happened to us! You are the male "Erma Bombeck"! Nothin is funnier than life itself! Can you tell me how to find the first episode? I can only locate episode 2. Thanks!

 

[wilderness01]

Too funny! Thanks for the trip report. You will laugh one day at all this.....

 

[sm4987]

Talk about funny!!! I remember those days. Now I that I think about it, I refused to go on vacation and have to change diapers!! I am laughing so hard now. I must go tell my husband. You are truly a good father and husband.