Engrishify your English sentence

C.J. Sparrow

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Alright, new game.

For those of you who don't know, Engrish is butchered English that was made famous by the very, very poor translation of the Japanese Genesis game, Zero Wing (All your base are belong to us!). As game budgets get bigger, however, Engrish in games is disappearing. But you can make your own Engrish very easily. Here's how you do it.

1. Go to a translation site, such as Babelfish (babelfish.altavista.com).

2. Type in a perfect English sentence.

3. Translate it to a different language. Any will do, but in my experience Japanese works the best.

4. Translate your sentence back. The results are all but garanteed to be really, really funny.

Engrish version of introduction:
Without something to say, the new game.

The Engrish range for your engrish which you do not know depending, butchered English which you can do to famous very, zero wings, it is the translation where the game of the Japanese beginning is very bad, (your basis everything belongs to us! Certain). When budget of the game is larger, but becomes simultaneously, Engrish of the game is out. But it is possible to make your yourself Engrish very easily. How it does that here, it is.
1. Babelfish (babelfish.altavista.com) go to the translation place the way.

2. Type in do the complete English sentence.

3. Translate that in another language. With work of the Japanese of my experience, it is best it does.

4. Translate the back section of your sentence. As for the result everything really it tilts because really it is it is guaranteed excluding.

See what I mean?

Also, I left something out of the steps. After you've translated to the other language, you need to copy the already translated part and paste it in the text box to turn it to Engrish.
 
Hi i am George and i am posting on this thread with a sentence which has been engrishified from english to japanese to english again.

Today as for me it is George, from English from Japanese for the second time it is contribution of this thread of the sentence which engrishified is in English.
 
Hi i am George and i am posting on this thread with a sentence which has been engrishified from english to japanese to english again.

Today as for me it is George, from English from Japanese for the second time it is contribution of this thread of the sentence which engrishified is in English.

oh my gawd, how the hell can they understand us? and how do we understand them?
 
Hello, Im jamie and i enjoy pie. I only like raspberry though. I tried strawberry rhubarb which was really good. Anyways yeah. Im Canadian.

Hello, Im jamie and I appreciate the pie. I taste only of raspberry though. I tried rhubarb of strawberry that it was really good. In all the case yeah. Im Canadian.

LOL. :lmao:
 

you taste of raspbery?? O_o you has a flavour... :p

it's a world of laughter a world of tears, it's a world of hopes and a world of fears, there's so much that we share that's it's time we're aware it's a small world after all. It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small small world.

That is the world of worldwide laughter of damage, that is the desired world, as for that of that being the after all small world the world of fear of the time when we are recognized is that we share so there. That is the small world, the world where the world where the world where after all, that is small after all, is small after all, that is small small.
 
*This one is a tad weird, and I swear I didn't change it*

My name is Jenny, and I live in the United States.

My name is the automatic crane, I have lived in the United States.

*lmao*
 
hi i'm harri

became:

high i am harri

i have a pony called sparky

became:

There is a sparky foal which is called in me:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

i think it's just the way they speak
 
Haha. English- Hi I'm Kayla. I love to scrapbook, and always wondered why the rain was wet.

Again-Me it was a Kayla, me the scrapbooking it loved, elegy it got wet and to peel it wondered why always.

....hahaha
 
So from now on, call me *automatic crane*


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I see a post-it note next to me.

I that note look at the post with my next door.
 
English--Cows CAN fly your just jealous you can't. I saw one talking flight yesterday outside my grocery store.

Again--The cow can fly you justly to envy you not to be able. I yesterday looked at the flight which time discussed outside mine grocery store.
 
i love riding horses and walking. I can walk aimlessly through fields with my mate for hours. I also love chocolate.

I love the horse of horseback riding and the fact that you walk. As for me passing by the field where my companion has been attached, between always it can walk vaguely. In addition as for me the chocolate is loved.

i'm not getting funny translations

I have not obtained strange translation

^that has to be the most sens it's made
 
So from now on, call me *automatic crane*


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I see a post-it note next to me.

I that note look at the post with my next door.

Hi automatic crane! How are you this evening?

English:
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

Engrish:
It shines and there is a woman who verifies that the stairway you have bought to her heaven whether all gilded ぴ
 
Im jamie and i like to poke squirrells.

Im and I love jamie squirrells to prod.

LOL PROD!!! IM GOING TO GO PROD SOMETHING.
 


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