ear candles?

[minniepumpernickel]

Originally posted by Disney_1derland
And when you suffer chronic and debilitating ear infections and you find something that works, you stick with it! Pardon me, while I go light one up

Lol, you are so funny!

I am glad that it works for you, though.

 

[Disney_1derland]

you eat Haggis but would begrudge me my ear candle??? <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_8_9.gif' border=0></a>That is so wrong!

 

[caitycaity]

at this whole thread!

 

[mickey4ver]

Originally posted by Disney_1derland
And when you suffer chronic and debilitating ear infections and you find something that works, you stick with it! Pardon me, while I go light one up

...leaving us all to wonder what you might be lighting up...LOL

and if you say it helps, I'd continue to use the method also.

 

[monkeyboy]

So why not ones for your nose if you have a cold or god forbid you are constipated then what??????

 

[Disney_1derland]

The only flaming going on around here is the candling. Besides, don't you think lighting anything else probably pales in comparison putting a flaming cone in your ear? I can tell you that it does, but hey, I'm easily distracted by shiny or flaming objects.

 

[mickey4ver]

well, they are not "candles" as such, but there are things to stick someplace when constipated.....

 

[Disney_1derland]

I'll put my candles in my ears, you put yours wherever you want to. But remember, that's against the manufacturers instructions! <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_11_9.gif' border=0></a>

 

[mickey4ver]

Originally posted by Disney_1derland
The only flaming going on around here is the candling. Besides, don't you think lighting anything else probably pales in comparison putting a flaming cone in your ear? I can tell you that it does, but hey, I'm easily distracted by shiny or flaming objects.

oh, I agree with you whole heartedly...nothing like a flaming cone in ones ear....nothing else could compare I'm sure..LOL....

I'm thinking too this gives a whole new light on the term "waxing"...

 

[snarfer1]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
So why not ones for your nose if you have a cold

monkeyboy.....monkeyboy.....

No one would stick EAR CANDIE up their nose. They use BOOGER BLOCKS! Just hammer one in. Tap in a ten penny nail, and use a claw hammer to remove your entire nostril. You can then cut it in half to see whats inside, or so I'm told.

or god forbid you are constipated then what??????

Then you need POOP POPPERS! (Just think of those exploding confettee shooters you use at New Years! I don't think *anybody* cuts them open afterwords, though.

-Tony

 

[snarfer1]

Originally posted by mickey4ver

shudder
I seen smaller rescue flares used for sea/air rescue that this tiki torch!

 

[Disney_1derland]

I seen smaller rescue flares used for sea/air rescue that this tiki torch!

<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/5/5_1_119v.gif' border=0></a>

 

[mickey4ver]

I found one

YIKES

 

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by mickey4ver
I found one

YIKES

I would be worried about singing more than the hairs on my head

 

[mickey4ver]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
I would be worried about singing more than the hairs on my head

MB, I think it would be very dependent on where you "placed" this particular torch...LOL....whoa...be careful...

 

[monkeyboy]

What if I had really big.................................ears

 

[Disney_1derland]

When we start screaming <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_11_1.gif' border=0></a>"MonkeyBoy! No!"

 

[mickey4ver]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
What if I had really big.................................ears

are we talkin' really big............................ears.....

 

[totalia]

I'm really curious as to how in the world that is supposed to work to get rid of pain.

its always sounded like garbage to me.

Here's a suggestion, you can get the same effect by cupping your hand over your ear to block out air and change the pressure.

Don't bother with ear candles.

 

[Disney_1derland]

its always sounded like garbage to me

One person's trash is another person's treasure!