Anal Annie
at least I KNOW I'm a kook...I just can't help it
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Pacsafe makes a lot of products that feature locking mechanisms and slash proof straps. I got DH a laptop bag with a combination lock and locking strap before we went to Europe a couple of years ago. We locked everything up in that bad boy!! 
http://pacsafe.com/products
http://pacsafe.com/products
, I could lock the beer to a chair while in the pool.
...regardless, just because one is sitting on top of a chair doesn't mean it can't be removed from the seat and placed on the ground or suspended between the two chairs if it's unoccupied for any length of time...just as other absentee chair hog's personal items should be when seating is at a premium imo.