Those of us hovering near 50, over 50, or WAY over 50 are quite
confused about how we should dress. We're unsure about the
kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to be hip. The following combinations DO NOT go together and thus should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. In-line skates and a walker
13. Thongs and Depends!
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when
you shop.
Thank you.
Roberta
confused about how we should dress. We're unsure about the
kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to be hip. The following combinations DO NOT go together and thus should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. In-line skates and a walker
13. Thongs and Depends!
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when
you shop.
Thank you.
Roberta
