Dorkapalooza 2006 - EPILOGUE on PAGE 15!!

Just checking in. Hope you all had a wonderful holiday. I have been crazy busy, and apologize for the delay. I will be writing this week, and will post my final chapter (not counting the epilogue) before year-end. I promise!!!

Thanks for your patience ;)
 
I haven't been on the Dis or the TR board for ages. This is where I came to first. Um. It is the 30th, my love. Your fans are waiting. But no pressure. Take your time. You have about 37 hours until the ball drops.:yay:
 

Sorry for the delay folks. Holiday craziness and all. Back to early October........................

Our crew was last seen headed onto the boat for a quick trip to MGM for a couple of late night rides. Before this, I had only ridden TOT once. In April of ‘05, with my older son. He and his brother had been terrified at the prospect of this ride since our first trip in the late 90's. It probably has something to do with the name. They don’t like the HAUNTED mansion or the Tower of TERROR just because, as horror flick wimps and nightmare-prone youngsters, they would rather be thrown backwards in the dark at freakishly high speeds on Mount Everest(ish) than to come face to face with a quasi-spooky Disneyfied ghost. Of course, it probably didn’t help matters that we threatened them with a ride on the Tower of Terror (as punishment) everytime they started to act up on that first trip. Anywho, over the years, my now-teenager has heard from friends, schoolmates and cousins that the TOT is the BEST ride at WDW. So he reluctantly agreed to ride it with me last April. It was not a good experience. He was freaked out by the Twilight Zone music, by Rod Serling’s creepy voice, by the cobwebs, by the CMs and by the all-around scary atmosphere of the hotel. While riding in the elevator, he was just freaking the whole time. Not because of the drop. He barely noticed that. It was the ghosts. When the doors open? Yeah, those ghosts. So, in our “official” ride photo, he had his head buried in my chest, and I was trying to comfort him. I barely remember anything about the ride. The purpose of all that background is to say this: I was psyched to ride it with my friends. Not with Jay. He doesn’t mind ghosts, but he HATES drops. Splash is his limit. TOT is not even a consideration. So, for me, having some girls that were as psyched as me to ride it, and getting to ride it at NIGHT no less, was cause for some excitement. We hurried to the ride. Actually, I think #1, #4 and/or #7 first made another pit stop(!). THEN we hurried to the ride. Once again going AGAINST the crowd who was exiting the park. Which was closing in about 15 minutes. We got to TOT. Left Jay waiting outside. And flew in to ride what was probably the last run of the night. In the hotel, Jami had us pose for a “looking scared” picture:

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We then proceeded to the infamous elevator. It was us and, I think, a guy and his daughter. I don’t have the official photo, but this is one that Jami (or Sher?) took of those of us sitting to her right, just after we strapped in:

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So...we rode it. Had quite the drop sequence. I actually got to pay attention, and enjoyed it all the more because I was with my girls. We also “posed” for the picture, in a kind of “Home Alone” hands to the face kinda pose (but were in too much of a hurry to buy the pic). It was really fun. Perhaps someday soon I’ll get to ride it again. With friends. I’ve given up on the family.

Next up, Rock n’ Rollercoaster. Another brief aside. I am a child of the 70's and early 80's. Yeah, yeah, I know, I’m old. I’m also from Boston. I’m a BIG Aerosmith fan. They are one of my favorite bands. I love Steven Tyler. Joe Perry’s guitar riffs take me back to my high school days. And evoke memories of my “wild” (not really) youth. And sometimes of my old boyfriend, who was a rock musician who played a lot of Aerosmith on his guitar(s). But, really, it’s the music, and Steven, not so much the old boyfriend (really, Jay, honest!), that makes me love them. I like the rollercoaster part of this ride, too, but seeing the “guys” at the pre-show, and hearing the music blast in my ear, and all the neon lights, that’s the best. Of course, that take-off is not chopped liver, either. And this is a ride that Jay will do. No big drops. Just fast and curvy, which he can handle. (Okay, I know, that could be taken a couple of ways. But you know what I meant.) So we met up with him outside of TOT, and headed over to see the Bad Boys of Boston.

Something weird happened here. Of course, there was no line, so we fast-walked the way through the whole queue area. When we entered the room for the pre-show, everyone was just walking through. There were no CMs at the exit door, and the pre-show film was over. But the flow of people kept going, and the door was open, so we followed suit. This was (I think) our only unpleasant CM experience of the trip. I can’t even remember if it was a woman or man, but the CM over by the line distribution area started SCREAMING at us to get back into the pre-show area RIGHT NOW. I think he (she?) even threatened that we would get kicked out, or not be allowed to ride, or something like that. Geesh. Take a chill pill. If they had been properly staffed, or at least not LEFT THE DOOR OPEN, maybe the “illegal entry” wouldn’t have occurred. Hmph. But, other than the sour taste left by Mr. (Ms.?) Crankypants, it was no biggie. And we got to go back and see the pre-show, which was fun. And when the band’s manager calls Sal to get a limo, we all screamed out “SALADHEAD!!!!” in honor of Kimmie’s son Conor (see the Meanest Mama report for details). We also noted the “See Ya” salute given by Steven at the end of the flick. It was a hand-up-to-the-forehead, hold-your-middle-finger down with your thumb kinda thing. The nice CM at the loading dock helped us figure it our. This would be our photo pose. And, this photo I have. (I think Sher pulled a redneck photo op, here.).....

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Whoosh! We had a blast, and as we were exiting, there was some talk of maybe trying to hit TOT one more time. But then we looked and realized that it was, like 12:25 a.m. The park was CLOSED. Bummer. We started walking out, and reality was starting to hit. This was it. Our last night. Jami ran with #1 & #7 to try to get something. I can’t remember what. I think there was a gift they needed to buy, or guest services was holding some previously purchased thing for them. Not sure. The bottom line was this, we started toward the bus area slowly, waiting for the number girls to catch up. But then, the WL bus pulled up. And we had to GO!!! We suspected (probably correctly) that this would be the last bus of the night. So we gave a quick hug to Sher and Horsey, who I think were there with us, and ran to our bus. We were sad we didn’t get to have a proper goodbye! In some ways, though, it may have been for the best. I hate goodbyes. And, again, I knew it wasn’t so much “goodbye”. These are women that we would see again. I had no doubt. (In fact, we have seen some of them again already!)

The rest of the trip was fairly uneventful. We got back to the WL, packed up a little, went to bed, got up the next morning, and had the evil envelope waiting for us at the door. We were a little slow and showed up for our breakfast ADR at Whispering Canyon quite late, but they happily accomodated us with little wait. I had miscalculated a bit, and on this kinda somber morning, the shenanigans of the Whispering Canyon weren’t ideal. I actually didn’t think they’d be so silly that early in the morning. But our waitress read us well, and played it down while at our table. We had a good meal, and headed out to wait for the ME bus. Got to the airport with plenty of time to spare, secured us a couple of emergency exit boarding passes on behalf of “Daddy Long Legs”, and settled down with the DVC info to review. Yes, you heard me right. Jay had it all ready and was calculating how many points we’d need, and what it would cost, and whether or not we REALLY needed a one bedroom with the kids, etc. By the time we got on the plane, I was cautiously optimistic that he might be sold. But I wouldn’t know the answer to that for at least another week. He put it all away, we took out our books, magazines, and work (not me!!), and headed home to our darling boys.

NEXT UP: Final Thoughts
 
Great going Ash! Yep! You got it done! I forgot about getting yelled at by the grumpy pants CM. When a door is open to an attraction, you walk through it. Why were we yelled at for their mistake? Boo hiss. I shrink and cringe when I am reprimanded, feeling like a 5 year old wrongly accused, especially when I have done nothing wrong!!!!!!!:confused3 But yes, the nice CM quickly made up for it, and in fairness, this was the only meanie CM I have encountered in my 4 trips to Diz in the past 2 years. So no complaints!

And yes that goodbye was terribly fast! :sad2: I do not like goodbyes. But as you said, we knew we would see each other again! And in fact we did just 6 weeks later!

Thanks for the rockin' report, girlie! I love you and your darling Jay and am so happy to have had so much fun with you both! Looking forward to reading the rest next year....:thumbsup2
 
And we got to go back and see the pre-show, which was fun. And when the band’s manager calls Sal to get a limo, we all screamed out “SALADHEAD!!!!” in honor of Kimmie’s son Conor (see the Meanest Mama report for details).

Awwww, you never told me this!!! I can't wait to tell Conor. Did you know that RNR is going to be CLOSED when we are there? And so is Splash!!!! I am said said said aboot that.


You have more to say, though, right? The whole backward glance thing?

Don't be done!
 
Ash hope you had a great Christmas.

I can't believe your done. I really enjoyed reading your trippie. You guys had a blast. And the pictures were great thanks for sharing, I loved how all the reports intertwined.

Before you know it you will be back at WDW. Lucky you.


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Hi Nab!!

Kimmie, that is a major bummer. RnR and Splash are, obviously, among my favorites. But you guys are going to have a well-deserved blast anyway. I'm sure of it!! Just keep everyone healthy, k?

I want to be clear, here. I am NOT DONE. Yet. I have some very profound final thoughts. Well, they may be profound. I haven't written them yet. Profoundness will be attempted. I will post them soon. Maybe even by the 1st of the year. So stay tuned.........
 
Proud to be a dork! Thanks for helping me to relive it all. It was a blast!!
 
Sorry for the delay folks. Holiday craziness and all. Back to early October........................
We hurried to the ride. Actually, I think #1, #4 and/or #7 first made another pit stop(!). THEN we hurried to the ride.

:rotfl2: I must have spent ZERO time with those 3 cause I had no idea they were fascinated with restrooms.


In the hotel, Jami had us pose for a “looking scared” picture:

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This picture is priceless! Especially #4 or was she #7:confused3


Next up, Rock n’ Rollercoaster. Another brief aside. I am a child of the 70's and early 80's. Yeah, yeah, I know, I’m old. I’m also from Boston. I’m a BIG Aerosmith fan. They are one of my favorite bands. I love Steven Tyler. Joe Perry’s guitar riffs take me back to my high school days. And evoke memories of my “wild” (not really) youth. And sometimes of my old boyfriend, who was a rock musician who played a lot of Aerosmith on his guitar(s). But, really, it’s the music, and Steven, not so much the old boyfriend (really, Jay, honest!), that makes me love them. ]


Umm, sure, whatever you say, I believe you popcorn:: popcorn::


Now, did we ever say goodbye :eek: Nope I don't think so...
 
Dearest Ash,

I have read this twice and hate to see it come to an end! You captured the fun of that evening so well. I had forgotten about the CM pushing us back! I must have been giggling about Saladhead...

To clear our good name, I must inform the readers we did NOT go to the loo again at the end of the night. We did have a mission, though it wasn't at Package Pickup.

Earlier in the day, we had stopped in the Villains Store for some non-poisonous caramel apples. They were sold out! #1 was unhappy as she had looked forward to that treat on this trip. Eureka! Our late-night foray into the Studios gave us a new opportunity! We all know the shops stay open later than the park attractions, right???

That's why we raced down the Boulevard. #1 stopped in her tracks but wouldn't believe the darkened windows. She really really wanted that apple:
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Her face broke my heart:

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Thank you so much for recalling and writing our tale. I cannot tell you how much fun we had spending time with you and Jay. I think you know, though.

I, too, hate goodbyes. What good is a goodbye when Hello screams and hugs are so much more fun? I'd rather look forward to those, as I KNOW they are in our future.

Bravo! Awesome! Wonderful!!!

Jam
 
I don’t take the term “trip of a lifetime” lightly. I also would never expect a long weekend jaunt to fall into that category. BUT, I don’t think it is gratuitous to use that term for this trip. It was a very very very special trip. And so much better than I ever thought it could be.

I have always been a person who loves talking to people, and making new friends. The internet, though, did not seem to me to be the ideal place to do that. Way back in March of ‘06, when I followed Mel Happyhaunt from the Trip Reports Board over to the Community Board, that all began to change. If you had told me a year ago that some of my very dearest friends would be people I met on an internet message board, I would have been, to say the least, skeptical. Before I started posting over on the Community Board on M1 (the 1st Maelstromer thread), I thought of that particular part of the DIS as a kind of dumping ground for the musings of people that had a bit too much time on their hands. Me? I have two children, a husband, a demanding full time job, a really crappy loooong daily commute, a close family, and lots of friends. I do NOT have a lot of time on my hands. Truly. And yet, the humor (or humour, for the Canadians), caring, acceptance, craziness, laughter and yes, even tears, that came out of this new part of my life just filled me with a kind of amazing joy. I am still blown away by it.

Taking a trip to WDW to meet many of my new “imaginary internet friends” was something that got me a lot of rolled eye and raised eyebrow reactions. Probably also caused a few close friends and family members to doubt my sanity. Even my darling husband, who respects me more than anyone, and would do anything for me, had his doubts. (Don’t forget the origins of this TR title!) And yet, we did it. And what amazed me the most in those first couple of days was that we REALLY DID know each other as well as we thought we did! I must have said it a hundred times....there were NO surprises!!! EVERYONE was just as I had expected them to be. Horsey was sweet and generous and full of love; Sher was crazy and happy and the life of the party, Grammy was hysterically funny and warm and adorable; Kimmie was wonderfully witty and smart and the first one to convince Jay that we were NOT all dorks! Jami was my borg twinsis, so genuine and loving, and feeling like a long-time friend right away. The Bergberts, Todd and Lisa, were kind, friendly, and dear, as were their two wonderful boys. YAK was so, so funny with her dry wit and Canadian stories, and generous and thoughtful (well, to all but Kimmie) with her wonderful goody bags and peanut-free products for Frick. Haley was the bright, personable, super organizer with the sweetest disposition and most wonderful family, including the one-of-a-kind Mr. Silly. Amy was so pretty and tiny, and obviously a loving mom to her precious children. Then there was Frick, adorable, sweet, beautiful Frickles, who was nice and tall like me! And Mark, and Rhonda, and Wesley, all EXACTLY like I pictured them, and so warm, loveable, and full of magic. (I didn’t even have trouble understanding the southern accents!) Steph and Crashdad were the cutest couple, and obviously so in love. Marita was the true “backstage gal”, taking the day off from her WDW responsibilities to join in on all our craziness in Norway and Mexico. It was just so phenomenal that all those months “on-line” together, when so much COULD be misrepresented, not a thing was. Everyone sported the same personalities as their “screen names”, and they all became even more precious to me now that I had bonded with them in person.

Bottom line, I guess what I am trying to say is that it was magical. It surpassed my expectations. It was, truly, a “trip of a lifetime”. And I can’t wait to do it again next year!!!

Oh, and one more thing, thanks to the encouragement of my Maelstrom friends, and the generosity of my darling husband, we DID end up buying into DVC. We are now proud owners of a tiny piece of the Happiest Place on Earth. Our first “Welcome Home” will be at the Boardwalk Villas in April! We also made sure to budget enough points to allow for a long weekend for the two of us to make a little escape each and every fall. I believe several of our fellow dorks are planning to join us. Woo Hoo!!!!
 
Exactly!

It was a wonderful experience that I am proud to have been a part of. Friendships that were formed in the strangest of circumstances are as strong as those that were built in a lifetime of living next door.

I am a proud member of Dorkapaloza


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Oh, my dear Ash, Bravo!! Bravo!! You have said it all so well! I am going to bookmark this page to refer to over and over.

Jami was my borg twinsis, so genuine and loving, and feeling like a long-time friend right away
Yep! Me too, sister!:thumbsup2

I have always been a person who loves talking to people, and making new friends. The internet, though, did not seem to me to be the ideal place to do that.

Uh-huh; this too!::yes::

Before I started posting over on the Community Board on M1 (the 1st Maelstromer thread), I thought of that particular part of the DIS as a kind of dumping ground for the musings of people that had a bit too much time on their hands.
:scared1: I thought the same thing.

And yet, the humor (or humour, for the Canadians), caring, acceptance, craziness, laughter and yes, even tears, that came out of this new part of my life just filled me with a kind of amazing joy. I am still blown away by it.
Well I thought the same thing...AGAIN!:yay:

Taking a trip to WDW to meet many of my new “imaginary internet friends” was something that got me a lot of rolled eye and raised eyebrow reactions. Probably also caused a few close friends and family members to doubt my sanity. Even my darling husband, who respects me more than anyone, and would do anything for me, had his doubts.
I know!!! It was kinda hard to explain, wasn't/isn't it??:rolleyes1

And what amazed me the most in those first couple of days was that we REALLY DID know each other as well as we thought we did! I must have said it a hundred times....there were NO surprises!!!
Well, the only thing even resembling a surprise:eek: was how much better it was than we imagined!!!


I have loved, loved LOVED this TR! I feel like many parts of it were for/to me, and you wrote it for all of us! Thank you, my dear friend, for putting your heart and time into such true words. It was a comedy,:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: , a tragedy (the ankle, the end...):sad1: :sad1: :sad: and an all around supersplendiferous Fastpass!!:banana: :cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: This supreme Dork will be back for more!!!

Jam
 
What a sweet installment. I know if I had been there I would have felt the same way. You are all so much fun and it's been a blast over this past year, hasn't it?

It somewhat restores your faith in the crazy internet world to know that even online, your real life self can come through. I've talked to a few of you on the phone and I've met a few of you, too. And I agree. It was as natural as if I'd met you at church or on the sidelines of my child's soccer game.

Thanks for telling your tale. Maybe next year I can scream and hug everyone, too.:thumbsup2

NM
 
Ash!!! Wonderful wonderful job! I enjoyed living out the good times you all had when I wasn't there through your words! And Pictures! I'm totally hoping that next time we'll get to hang out more together because you are one sweet and beautiful friend!

Love ya/ Mean it!
Frick:)
 
I am so glad you decided to write this report. It was great to hear all the stories and about all the people that I have come to know. Best part was to see the pictures. I can actually see faces when I read other posts. Thanks so much for that. It made all the people left behind not so left behind.

April isn't that far off, really. It will be here before you know it.

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Totally BORG, baby. Nobody could've have said it better.

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Guess what's on the way to me as we speak? The $50 Disney dollars I get because you told DVC Kimmie sent you! I will think of you as we spend it. And let you know what we spend it on. If it gets here in time. If not, then I'll buy you a drink when we're there again in the fall!
 


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