Don't worry...Dr. Phil is here.

[MuNkY]

If anybody has a question...feel free to ask them here. I'm sure my great wisdom will be better off helping all of you, rather than sitting here wasting away.

 

[MyHappyEnding_]

My husband wants to leave me...what should I do!?

 

[MuNkY]

My husband wants to leave me...what should I do!?

Forget him. He doesn't love you. He's probably cheating on you anyway. You should find yourself another man, and never look back.

God I suck.

 

[Sparx]

didn't dr phil used to work with Oprah? hmm.

My school's v p looks exactly like dr phil. one year drama club had a play and at one point we had a bunch of 'fans' come out and look for 'actors' in the audience and make a big deal about them. right before they went out I got five or six to run up to Mr Walker(v p) and go, "OMG!!! its Dr Phil!! Can we have your autograph!?"

 

[MyHappyEnding_]

Forget him. He doesn't love you. He's probably cheating on you anyway. You should find yourself another man, and never look back.

God I suck.

But I love my husband and I want to have babies with him.

 

[MuNkY]

But I love my husband and I want to have babies with him.

If he wants to leave you then he's not worth it.

 

[MyHappyEnding_]

If he wants to leave you then he's not worth it.

But no one else wants to make babies with me.

 

[The Dark Dancer]

...... .......

 

[Princess Ash]

I...

Wow...retyped this three times and then stopped...realizing I didn't want this blackmail on here...............

So I'll say...

Dear Dr. Phil...
I hate school
Can I quit it yet?
I'm about 3 days short of 1/2 way thru senior year...

Sincerely,
Not-A-Fan-Of-Dr.-Phil

PS- Here's you're favorite saying "FACE THE FACTS.......YOU'RE FAT!!!"

 

[MuNkY]

But no one else wants to make babies with me.

I might.

...

Dear Dr. Phil...
I hate school
Can I quit it yet?
I'm about 3 days short of 1/2 way thru senior year...

Yes you can. I believe the drop-out age is 16. But I would advice against it. Drop-outs make less than half of what HS Graduates make.

 

[Princess Ash]

Yes you can. I believe the drop-out age is 16. But I would advice against it. Drop-outs make less than half of what HS Graduates make.

How about if I drop out with Straight A's since Kindergarten...does that count for anything?

 

[MuNkY]

How about if I drop out with Straight A's since Kindergarten...does that count for anything?

I would just finish out hte semester.

 

[MyHappyEnding_]

I might.

...

lmao okay then do it!!
or else I'll take up prostitution

 

[MuNkY]

lmao okay then do it!!
or else I'll take up prostitution

Lmao. I vote for the second option.

 

[MyHappyEnding_]

Lmao. I vote for the second option.

it's too the streets I go.

Lol you're a crappy Dr. Phil

 

[MuNkY]

it's too the streets I go.

Lol you're a crappy Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil isn't too good anyway, so that's not saying much. Lol.

 

[TheBellhop]

Isn't Dr. Phil a registered user at the DIS?

Kinda like Jesus?

 

[Sparx]

Isn't Dr. Phil a registered user at the DIS?

Kinda like Jesus?

and Tori!

 

[TheBellhop]

I think Ms. Amos was banned. She tells me she just doesn't remember her password.

 

[Princess Ash]

To stay on topic...

Dear Dr. Phil,

I have found a new disease...it is called Confusionious-Calculi-Advancedius...
I know this...because it is killing me...

Thought you'd like to know.

Sincerely,
You-Really-Are-A-Bad-Dr.-Phil-No-Offense HAHAHAHA

PS- If you really think I'm dying of a disease, anyone, then you're dumb...