Dont mess with a woman!!

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After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger
woman. He wanted to continue living in their downtown luxury apartment with his new lover so he asked his wife to move out and get another place.


His wife agreed to this, provided that he would give her 3 days
alone at the apartment to pack up her things. She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of the half-eaten shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly the apartment began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive carpet. Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to move.

They could not find a buyer for their stinky apartment so they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new
place. The moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking everything to their new home ..including the curtain rods.

DO NOT MESS WITH A WOMAN!!!!!!!!



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I heard this one years ago, and it is still funny today.

I loved the idea so much I considered doing it myself, when I was traded in for a newer model after 27 years. Unfortunately ( or fortunately ), when the dust settled, I got the house, so I never did get that particular revenge.

I did however write incredibly nasty things about my ex all over the bedroom wall, and then wallpapered over it.

I got lucky. When I eventually sold the house, the person who bought it got a huge laugh when they took the wallpaper down.
 

Faith in Karma - I would have loved to see their faces when they tore that wallpaper down. Did you feel better after doing that, I think I would. ::yes::
 
Hmmm, don't give me any ideas. :hyper:
 
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Faith in Karma - I would have loved to see their faces when they tore that wallpaper down. Did you feel better after doing that, I think I would.

It was extremely therapeutic ! And it somehow soothed me over time to know it was right there behind the wallpaper.

I have to admit though, that I was a bit nervous when someone I knew bought the house. I wasn't quite sure how they would take it.

As it turned out, my cleaning lady was working with the new owner when he stripped the wallpaper. She said he came out of the bedroom doubled over with laughter, and asked if the things I had written were true.
 
LOL! I bet it did feel good to write that. :hug:
 
And it all worked out for the best, as life often does. I got an infinitely better settlement from the courts than I would have ever asked for.

And three years after being dumped, I met the most wonderful man who treats me like the princess I secretly am :-)
 
Originally posted by faithinkarma
And it all worked out for the best, as life often does. I got an infinitely better settlement from the courts than I would have ever asked for.

And three years after being dumped, I met the most wonderful man who treats me like the princess I secretly am :-)

princess: :D
 
Originally posted by faithinkarma
It was extremely therapeutic ! And it somehow soothed me over time to know it was right there behind the wallpaper.

I have to admit though, that I was a bit nervous when someone I knew bought the house. I wasn't quite sure how they would take it.

As it turned out, my cleaning lady was working with the new owner when he stripped the wallpaper. She said he came out of the bedroom doubled over with laughter, and asked if the things I had written were true.


LOL, to be a fly on the wall that day!!



Serena. . . . see you are gonna find your prince that treats you like a queen. :)
 

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