Donald Duck

[reeeoga]

If my news is correct:

Happy Birthday Donald!!!

 

[tevagirl]

It's correct. The party begins at 3 o'clock.

What? You weren't invited?

 

[reeeoga]

It's correct. The party begins at 3 o'clock.

What? You weren't invited?

NO!

And I had to work yeasterday, and I have to work Monday, so I couldn't go.

 

[tevagirl]

NO!

And I had to work yeasterday, and I have to work Monday, so I couldn't go.

That's a shame. The whole gang is going to be there. Daffy, Woody, Elmer. No I'm wrong, not Elmer. I think Elmer's still doing time for hunting off season.

 

[Stitchfans]

OK. So how old is he? When I saw him this past March he looked really good. He was dancing up a storm and really shaking his tail feathers.

 

[tevagirl]

OK. So how old is he? When I saw him this past March he looked really good. He was dancing up a storm and really shaking his tail feathers.

I swear, I think that duck's on something.

 

[Stitchfans]

I swear, I think that duck's on something.

It was close to Easter and we gave him some Skittles maybe it was a sugar high.

This March coming up I was thinking of bringing some Starbursts. Wonder how he'll handle that?

 

[tevagirl]

It was close to Easter and we gave him some Skittles maybe it was a sugar high.

This March coming up I was thinking of bringing some Starbursts. Wonder how he'll handle that?

He can't chew them, they get stuck in his beak.

 

[reeeoga]

OK. So how old is he? When I saw him this past March he looked really good. He was dancing up a storm and really shaking his tail feathers.

73!! Something about a "Dick Clark Pill".

 

[Stitchfans]

He can't chew them, they get stuck in his beak.

Well he was real happy with the Skittles. Must of swallowed them whole, huh?

 

[Stitchfans]

73!! Something about a "Dick Clark Pill".

Sorry still don't know how to double quote.

Hey, if I give him some candy this March I wonder if he'd share some of those Dick Clark pills? those could really come in handy.

 

[mattsdragon]

73!! Something about a "Dick Clark Pill".

Viagra?

I was going to get him some pants.

 

[reeeoga]

Viagra?

I was going to get him some pants.

I was going to dress as him last holloween, but the wife said I had to wear pants.

 

[mattsdragon]

I was going to dress as him last holloween, but the wife said I had to wear pants.

Boy, I went pantless when I wanted to but my wife stopped me. . .I'm pretty sure I'd have been arrested by now.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

73!! Something about a "Dick Clark Pill".

Now I'm feeling old, because I was at WDW for his 50th.

 

[reeeoga]

Boy, I went pantless when I wanted to but my wife stopped me. . .I'm pretty sure I'd have been arrested by now.

I went as a hooker one year, and the DW didn't have a problem with that. The neighbors had a problem with it.

 

[tevagirl]

PSA. This is the dis boards. Everyone is required to wear pants. Under garments, however, are optional.