OK,
"YOU ARE CRAZY!"
How's that?
Dole Whips are Soft Serve Ice Cream "whipped" with Pineapple Juice.
Here's a list of "Dole Whip Facts"
1. The Dole Whip "Store" (a couple of windows in the side of a building, really) is called "Aloha Isle".
2. Aloha Isle is located in MK/Adventureland, just inside from the Hub, across the walkway from the Swiss Family Treehouse.
3a. Until recently, AI was the only place in all of WDW to get a Dole Whip.
3b. You can now also get a Dole Whip at the Polynesian Resort, at Capt. Cook's CS restaurant (inside the Longhouse, downstairs, near the pool.)
4. "Dole Whip" is the ICE CREAM (soft serve) treat, itself.
5. "Dole Whip Float" is "unwhipped" pineapple juice with the Dole Whip added to it (floating in the juice).
6. You can order the Dole Whip alone (which is what we prefer) or you can order the "Float".
Regardless, the Aloha Isle is always listed on my WDW itinerary...
Gotta have at least one Dole Whip, per trip (are you hip?)