D'oh moments.

[Babyjustrun]

One more thing. At work, I'm like totally clueless. I almost ALWAYS forget to clock in. So eventually they made this red sign right next to my register 'Jenn, clock in/out!'

I have the D'OH moment when I'll get there, put all my stuff away and get to work. I'll be like 15-20 minutes into doing something and then my stomach will sink and I'll slap myself in the head. I forgot to clock in, I'm working for FREE! AGH.

And one day after work I went shopping in the store for some sandals. I was in there like 20 minutes shopping and had even gotten to the register to check out before remembering I was still technically on the clock.

Thank goodness I make up for all the blondeness by being pretty good at my job.

I always forget to clock in and out.
If I remember I do it all after I'm done my shift.
And then I still have a hard time remembering, so I do it like the next day.
It's either I forget or the sheet is hidden on me.
But they don't make a big deal about it as long as it's done by the end of the week.

 

[BabyPiglet]

See, I can't do that. All our stuff is on computers. We scan our badge on the computer when we get there/leave/take lunch/etc, but it's such a simple thing and that's why I forget. (Thank goodness the manager can mess with it before sending it all into corporate, or I'd be working for free a lot!)

ETA: I didn't know you had gotten a job Hilary! Where is it? Do you like it so far?

 

[Babyjustrun]

See, I can't do that. All our stuff is on computers. We scan our badge on the computer when we get there/leave/take lunch/etc, but it's such a simple thing and that's why I forget. (Thank goodness the manager can mess with it before sending it all into corporate, or I'd be working for free a lot!)

ETA: I didn't know you had gotten a job Hilary! Where is it? Do you like it so far?

I work at the Bulk Barn, it's a bulk food chain store. It's okay, I'm not crazy about the cleaning, but it's a food store, it's expected.

I would probably be not getting paid if we did it that way. Unless they had it somewhere like near the back room, or by the lockers. If it was at the cash, I wouldn't do it, because I'm not always on cash.
My badge is only used on cash and it's just to keep record of who was using the cash in case of being short 5 bucks. And after doing so many scans a minute you get a raise =)

 

[PiratePrincess_08]

I do the word thing too. I say, "my hairs are leggy" a lot, meaning that my legs are hairy. I mix thing up all the time becuase I know what I want to say in my head but it comes out wrong a lot and it is always things that are funny too. I hate it but my friends love it when I do it.

 

[disney100666]

Ooh okay, I was in French class and there was a kid in my class but he moved away and my teacher is like "We got an email from Ryan!!" I'm like "RYAN SEACREST?!?!" and everyone startes laughing and I was so confused. haha

ooh and in Science class we were watching this documentry thing about Jane Goodal(sp?) and it was in Tanzania and I kept thinking Tazmania in Australia or whatever so I was like, "This is in Australia?!" and like all the guys burst out laughing and are like, "NOOOOO!" and so the whole thing for the rest of the year was "Hey Bridget, is it in Australia?!"

 

[Tinkerbell424]

I have another one, it's defintely a big time "d'oh moment".

My family and I came home one day and found our front door wide open and my mom and i walked up the steps and she goes "who ever's in here, i have a gun!" and I say "you dont have a gun!!". I obv. was not thinking.

That was pretty stupid of me.

 

[PiratePrincess_08]

Ha ha that is pretty funny.. it made me laugh.

I do things like that all the time. Somebody will be trying to secretly tell me something and I will like WHAT??? I can't hear or read lips very well.

 

[Princess victoria]

Okay, so I was messing with my Itunes today. All of a sudden, my playlist goes out of whack. The songs aren't in order, won't move, and the undo button wasn't working. I was f-r-e-a-k-i-n-g freaking out.

Problem? Shuffle was on.

that happened to me except it was on my mp3 player instead

haha
i was at one of my friends house and her sister had a lisence plate thingy on her door that said Arkansas and smart me said "Ar-Kansas?"
as in ar then Kansas
my friend was like thats arkansas
haha
i felt soo stupid

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

It took me until a few weeks ago to realize that letter R comes before the letter S.

I didn't realize until February that I was in high school.

 

[chloehurihumi]

Yesterday I was talking to my friend on aim and I was really exhausted that whole week and she was telling me about this guy named Michael Johnson she knows and how she always wants to call him Michael Jackson. And I was like well his name is already Michael Johnson like the basketball player, and she's like uhh that's Michael Jordan. And I was like OOHHH I was thinking of Magic Johnson. That's how tired I was!

 

[BabyPiglet]

I work at the Bulk Barn, it's a bulk food chain store. It's okay, I'm not crazy about the cleaning, but it's a food store, it's expected.

I would probably be not getting paid if we did it that way. Unless they had it somewhere like near the back room, or by the lockers. If it was at the cash, I wouldn't do it, because I'm not always on cash.
My badge is only used on cash and it's just to keep record of who was using the cash in case of being short 5 bucks. And after doing so many scans a minute you get a raise =)

Oh that's awesome. I think we get a raise after 3 months.

Yeah, if I worked in a big ol' store like that, I'd get pretty confused. Good thing my Shoe Carnival isn't that big.

that happened to me except it was on my mp3 player instead

haha
i was at one of my friends house and her sister had a lisence plate thingy on her door that said Arkansas and smart me said "Ar-Kansas?"
as in ar then Kansas
my friend was like thats arkansas
haha
i felt soo stupid

We hate it here when people pronounce it that way!

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Well I was watching Rachael Ray's 30 minutes meals on the Food Network and Rachael Ray was about 5 minutes into the meal when I turned it on. So I was watching all she kept talking about "E-V-O-O" and for the rest of the show I was like " What on earth is E-V-O-O?" So I Googled it and I was like "Oh, duh!"

That of course happened before EVOO became a "real" word or whatever.

 

[katz_r_awsum]

I once went to my room to go to the bathroom.

I once threw a dinner plate in the garbage 'cause I thought it was a paper plate!

You know how you blow on things when they're really hot?! I once blew on Icecream!

I once asked my mom when we were in the grocery store in the "bread aisle" why do I smell bread?

Oh... and speaking of throwing a dinner plate in the garbage, I threw a paper plate in the sink!

I have lots of "d'oh" moments

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