Dog farts...

Dog vomit ranks up there as pretty bad, too. :scared:

Light a candle. It might help the situation a little.
 
Good idea. What makes it worse is they wag their tails after they let one off. :headache:
 
I have a boxer....no tail to make it "air out". It just kinda hangs there....like a green cloud of death!! :crazy2:
 

i have found that most such things belong to the owners, the dog just takes the heat.
 
Eeewww!

My grandmother had these two pugs. She would cook them people food every day. OMG, talk about a stench!

Now my black lab, Holly, is a real lady. Never farts, unless it's the occasional lady-like poot.

Too bad my son's can't follow suit.
 
My DH was chilling with the dog in the conservatory the other day, when all of a sudden the dog got up and left. The smell hit a second later...

You know it's bad when the dog can't take the smell..! :headache: :rotfl2:

Charlotte
 
Last night we were watching a cheesy movie called Volcano with Tommy Lee Jones in it on tv. During the scene where the sulfer and everything was flying all over LA my daughter picked up that pugnet scent first,

You got it, it was our pooch. He's a 16 month old chocolate lab and nothing is worse than that from him. :scared1:
 
We had to stop feeding ours the left over re-fried beans from the mexican place:lmao: The boxer/lab will look at her hiney in confusion...the terrier mix...he just doesn't care;) (He's my husband's dog:rotfl2: )
 
Due to sinus problems, I sleep with my head under the cover so that I am always breathing warm air. My 2 hairless cresteds also sleep under the same covers.

There are nights where I'm forced from a deep sleep and come out gasping.
 
my black lab has two types of farts.....the loud one that makes him jump up and look back trying to figure out what the hell that was, those USUALLY won't have an odor...then there is the very quiet whooooosh one that you hopefully hear so you are prepared for the stench, cause if you don't hear it, it is like getting slapped in the face. These for some reason don't wake him up the big lug, but will wake dh and from a sound sleep!
 
One of our doxies has some that could be canned and used as a lethal weapon. What is worse is that he is low to the ground and you don't realize it until you walk past him. His are definitely the SBD's.
 
What is is about these fart threads that crack me up so much???
 
Our Beagle can clear a room quicker than you can blink...and his farts render air freshener useless:lmao:
 


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