LOL, these are great. And some people say that cats don't want attention.
Goofygirl, I am amazed that you mentioned wicker. I have trouble with cats clawing wicker. I knew someone who had a cat with only back claws and this silly thing would somehow kick the wicker with those claws.
Carl, you don't sound too comfortable but I know how it is not to want to move them.
I think that I'll move one of my cats off my foot now and limp off to bed.