Does Barry Manilow know...

[kirbsam]

that you raided his wardrobe?

 

[LindsayDunn228]

Eat...my...shorts

 

[Loubon]

Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place.

 

[SherryNC]

Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.

 

[disneymcgraw]

Each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

 

[Beanie]

I love this movie!! It is one of my favorites! I love the part when they are eating lunch and the "basket case" is putting captain crunch and pixie stick powder on her bread!!

 

[KingsFanInRI]

"A naked woman walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a giant 3-foot salami under the other......."

I SO want to know what the punch line is.

 

[bgirldeb]

John Bender: Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Brian Johnson: Uh, no. Mr. Johnson.

 

[Steffi]

"Impossible, sir; it's in Johnson's underwear."

 

[bgirldeb]

What was that ruckus?

 

[Beanie]

Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913.

Wow. Are you psychic?
No.

Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?

I stole your wallet

 

[Tina]

I will not be made a fool of!

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Answer me!
*squeak*
She doesn't speak, sir.

TOV

 

[dmslush]

Bender: Sporto, do you get along with your parents?
Andrew: Well, if I say yes I'm an idiot, right?
Bender: You're an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well then you're a liar too.

 

[trappednabox]

Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up . . . we'll all get up . . . it'll be anarchy!


I love this movie!!!! After I saw it I had to learn how to put on lipstick like a princess!!!

 

[Sparx]

The best part of the whole movie doesn't need words...

The part with the dandruff snow.

 

[LadyyRedd]

"A naked woman walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a giant 3-foot salami under the other......."

I SO want to know what the punch line is.

According to IMDB.com, there isn't one.

"The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, "Forgot my pencil", but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline."

Kimya

 

[Sparx]

According to IMDB.com, there isn't one.

"The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, "Forgot my pencil", but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline."

Kimya

Thanks, I always wondered too.

 

[LadyyRedd]

"Who'd your mom marry, Mr. Rogers?"
"uh, no, Mr. Johnson."

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Andrew Clark: If I lose my temper you're totaled, man.
John Bender: Totally?
Andrew Clark: Totally.


TOV