You are talking to the girl who's father use to buy popcorn in bulk - like 3 50lb bags at a time bulk. We lived on popcorn as a snack growing up. Standard joke growing up, was if our house ever caught on fire, the fireman would say leave the hoses, grab the butter, Hoover's house is one fire.
I never had microwave popcorn in the house until after I was married. The only time we have microwave popcorn in the house now, is if the kids get it trick or treating.
Dad gave me a popcorn pan as a wedding gift. All of our friends freak out when they find out that this pan NEVER get put in soap and water. The pan is very well seasoned. When ever we have company over, they always want me to make a batch of popcorn.
Grandma use to make the best popcorn. She would pop it in lard. Yummo!! It would give hers the best taste.
Also we don't do the yellow corn, only white. Yellow retains to much of the hull for our tastes. And for all that is holy, if you are going to pop our own corn, please buy pop corn salt. Table salt is to corse for pop corn, takes a whole lot more to cover a bowl.
Oh, and we pop corn in our house at least 4 times a week. And depending on the basketball and football games, I could end up make 2 or 3 batches on Saturday and Sundays.