Actually, I cooked a good the first year we lived in this house. We rent half a farm house & the landlords raised ducks, geese & turkeys in addition to having milk cows & doing crop farming. Every year at Christmas they'd give us a bird. One brother retired & the other gave up the birds so we don't get them anymore.
Anyway, the first year they gave us a goose. I did it the same way you'd do a turkey. I hated it! It was
soooo greasy!

I'm diabetic & eat a low fat diet. I'd stuffed the silly thing, & I felt the filling was inedible because of the fat. DH didn't mind the meat (he likes dark
because it's moister - read fattier) but even he couldn't eat much of the filling. And you're right - there wasn't all that much meat on it either.
They asked DS, who was 6 at the time, how he liked the goose & he told them very seriously "I found it to be a tad on the greasy side. I didn't much care for it."

(Yes, he was one of those kids that was 4 going on 40!)
The next year they gave us a couple ducks.

They must have asked someone when I wasn't around, because after that we always got a turkey. I'd never have said anything because I felt it was a gracious gift, but I was really glad I didn't have to make ducks or geese again!