Due to health issues, my cat stayed with my parents when I moved out, so when I call and get their answering machine, I will say 'Winder, this is your sister...will you please tell Mommy and Daddy....' Crazy!
My dad is not a cat person, so of course the cat is always on his lap watching TV with him, and my dad will pet him and say 'You are an Old Fat Cat, and you're annoying me.' And the cat just sits there purring as my dad pets him. He is very vocal and sassy, and when you scold him for something, he'll sass you! The cat, not my dad, I mean.