Do you Cornhole?

monkeyboy

<font color=purple>Strangely fascinated by zombies
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Can't say as I have, but I hear it's becoming popular
 
Maybe I'm confused on the "definition", but I was under the impression that it was a bad thing.
 
Have no idea what that is.

But is reminded me of Bevis and Butthead

"I am the great Cornholio."

"I need tp for my bunghole"

He he he he

Denae :sunny:
 

I thought maybe I might join the Cornhole Association.
 
So Bob you been cornholing for years? :eek:
 
Learned about cornhole when I met DH 11 years ago. I rarely play but DH loves to play.
 
I played this game at a graduation party this summer but didn't know the actual "name" of the game. I always thought that name was a "naughty" thing, too. Guess you learn something new everyday!!! ;)
 
Stupid regulations...

I was disqualified for bringing my own equipment.

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I placed some of these in a sock because I liked the added weight.
 
Hey they all have drink in their hands...how bad a game could it be then
 
I see a pattern.

drinking and cornholing
 
Corn Hole Folk Lore

Here are a few samples of the ever growing lore surrounding this soon to be timeless and shameless past time of competitive fun and sport:

Keep your corn bags dry. Real corn bags will germinate if allowed to stay damp; a situation that will render them "useless old bags".

"What do you call a corn hole player who claims to be much worse at the game than he actually is?"
"A corn bagger, of course."

"What would you call a referee of a corn hole tournament?"
"I don't know, but in Texas and certain other states, they're also known as the 'police'."

"How can you tell whether you have a male or female corn hole game?"
"Oh - Please."

"What is the appropriate expletive to use, when someone vanquishes your point by knocking off your bag with his?"
"Oh Shucks!"

"What do you have when opposing players cannot agree on the scoring of a given toss?"
"Cornfusion."

"If you play corn hole near a farm with chickens, please keep the chickens away from the corn bags."

"What do you call a corn bag that misses the board completely and falls to the ground?"
"A corn patty." (Note the distinct sound the bag makes when splatting on the ground).

"Remember: It's impolite to sniff your opponent's corn bag."

"What did Leonardo de Vinci say when he realized how much fun corn hole was?"
"Es a tuiza gona bona corna baggi!"

"What are those mysterious circles in corn fields REALLY?"
"Why, corn hole games for aliens, of course. 1 point for an abductee tossed onto the field, 3 points for each abductee what lands inside the circle."


Adam
 


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