Do you consult...

[pattyT]

what did you all go buy depends??

 

[mommaU4]

I have a confession to make.
I got up this morning and...well....I couldn't help it, I just had to go and so I did without even asking permission. Do you think I'll be banned? Or shunned?

 

[SC Minnie]

Can I go???? I REEEAAAALLLLYYYY need to go baaaddd.

Will someone also tell me which stall I am supposed to use??????

 

[L107ANGEL]

Can I go???? I REEEAAAALLLLYYYY need to go baaaddd.

Will someone also tell me which stall I am supposed to use??????

Always the left!!!!!

 

[pattyT]

CRAP (no pun intended - well ya really it is intended )

We need a new poll -

do you put paper on the seat and sit
or do you squat
or do you just sit on it...

 

[GoofyDad869]

Another poll would be:

Are you an over?
Or an under?

I'm talking about toilet paper. If anyone thinks I'm implying anything different, they should start a poll to see how it should be interpreted.

 

[SC Minnie]

Another poll would be:

Are you an over?
Or an under?

I'm talking about toilet paper. If anyone thinks I'm implying anything different, they should start a poll to see how it should be interpreted.

This one has been done on the DIS.

In our house it is over. If it is any other way I must change it.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Under is for the rebels

 

[GoofyDad869]

Whenever I change out TP at work, I put it in under...

 

[GoofyDad869]

In our house it is over. If it is any other way I must change it.

I'm kinda afraid to ask what "any other way" would be. Draped over the tank? Hung from the ceiling?

 

[mommaU4]

Another poll would be:

Are you an over?
Or an under?

In this house I just get excited to see the t.p. actually on the holder instead of sitting on top of it!!!!

 

[isyne4u]

Always the left!!!!!

What if the one on the left is the handicapped stall? Can you still use it? Will you be ticketed if you do use it? What if that is the only one with the baby changing station?

I'm just now finding out how I have been a bad diser because I forgot to ask if I could pee. Do I have to do any hail mary's or hail disboards so that I won't be in trouble???

 

[taximomfor4]

What if the one on the left is the handicapped stall? Can you still use it? Will you be ticketed if you do use it? What if that is the only one with the baby changing station?

I'm just now finding out how I have been a bad diser because I forgot to ask if I could pee. Do I have to do any hail mary's or hail disboards so that I won't be in trouble???

If you go in the HC stall, someone will have to send a hitman after you. Next time you forget to ask if you can pee, you will be put in timeout...one minute for each year of age . If the only baby-changing station is in the HC stall, you will have to lay baby on a bench in public to change it. Always ask to use the restroom. And make sure to say "May I....?" instead of "Can I...?" since we all know you CAN.

 

[pattyT]

ya what she said....
and don't forge to take a poll to determine if your 3 year old should go ALONE into the mens bathroom or with you into the womens...

If you go in the HC stall, someone will have to send a hitman after you. Next time you forget to ask if you can pee, you will be put in timeout...one minute for each year of age . If the only baby-changing station is in the HC stall, you will have to lay baby on a bench in public to change it. Always ask to use the restroom. And make sure to say "May I....?" instead of "Can I...?" since we all know you CAN.

 

[isyne4u]

ya what she said....
and don't forge to take a poll to determine if your 3 year old should go ALONE into the mens bathroom or with you into the womens...

I forgot about that one...must remember to poll the audience!!

tara

 

[Belle0101]

Wow, am I allowed to develop a complex? 'Cause I think I am. I didn't realize I was supposed to ask before I did stuff.

So like my dog is foaming at the mouth and having convulsions ... I was thinking I should call the vet ... um, what do you think?

 

[JerryMoCricketsGal]

Wow, am I allowed to develop a complex? 'Cause I think I am. I didn't realize I was supposed to ask before I did stuff.

So like my dog is foaming at the mouth and having convulsions ... I was thinking I should call the vet ... um, what do you think?

I would suggest getting a vile and attaching it to see when he foams. It could be a Pavlovian thing, so calling the vet could be over reacting.

If he chases you and your children into the car and refuses to let you out like a Kujo action, then I may consider calling the vet. To call the vet for something so teeny as foaming and growling is wayyyyyyyyyyy overreacting IMO. I could be wrong...start a poll to find out.

 

[pattyT]

Man you guys are ALWAYS breaking the rules while I am sleeping (crap I forgot to ask if it was ok to sleep so I therefore am breaking the communist board rules too!)

You must take a POLL as to weather or not you should take the dog to the vet!

Did he by any chance swallow a screw?
Did he pick his nose and eat it - and do you KNOW that as a fact?

 

[isyne4u]

I'm getting a headache, can someone tell me what I should do? I'm at a loss. I need guidance.....

 

[isyne4u]

Wah!! no one has answered me. So I'm just going to quit posting. I'm going to go complain to the mods because you all are being mean to me today.

Good bye, i'm never coming back!!!!