Go to CVS. Decide to get treat. Love Twizzlers. See they have SF Twizzlers. Decide to be "healthy" and go for the SF variety. Eat entire bag (about 3 servings). Take nap. Get woken up from nap by 3-piece orchestra in my stomach. Retrieve Twizzler bag from trash and read back. Malitol. Lots of it. Warning about poopy pants and gas. Get book and pillow. Proceed to toilet.

Oh, I did the same thing, except with a bag of Russel Stover SF jelly beans. I made the mistake of eating them a couple hours before studying for a big lab exam...there was NO studying that evening!



