Go to CVS. Decide to get treat. Love Twizzlers. See they have SF Twizzlers. Decide to be "healthy" and go for the SF variety. Eat entire bag (about 3 servings). Take nap. Get woken up from nap by 3-piece orchestra in my stomach. Retrieve Twizzler bag from trash and read back. Malitol. Lots of it. Warning about poopy pants and gas. Get book and pillow. Proceed to toilet.