do "lava buns" contaminate microwaves?

[crazyforgoofy]

I don't work in an office any more but I'm just sitting here trying picture one of my former co-workers saying "excuse me, I'll get back to you on that question after I heat up my butt cushion in the lunchroom microwave"

 

[BabyPiglet]

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

 

[RNMOM]

Ewwwwwww.