Disturbing trend in trip reports?

[ktulu]

Arrrrr...over time me reads these here trip reports, and they be keepin me wantin more, but me be seein a problem....

Arrrr, ladies, let me be speakin to ye men folk for a second.

Arrrr matey's, why ye not be goin on rides like RockNRoller Coaster, Tower of Terror, and the like? Arrrrr, in me circle of matey's we be payin a visit to all of these rides, who cares if ye get sick on Mission Space, we be pukin over the side of the rail as a matter of principle for years! So ye be dropped a few times on Tower of Terror, arrrr me was dropped on me head a few times as a child and me turned out fine, arrrr at least that there tower has some sort of restraint system!

Arrr, now ladies, me would like to take the time to talk to ye now.

Lie to us, tell us how your strong manly man rode all the rides, how he be eatin 6 greasy cheese burgers, , who just doesn't seem hungry, in front of God and everyone, and their 14 children who constantly cut in line. Arrrrrrr, me has no objection to the occassional projectile vomiting story!

Arrrrr, if ye be offended, me invites ye out to go on a cruise with me. Me would love to introduce ye to me good friend Bruce

Arrrr, back to ye regularly scheduled trip reports!

darrrren

 

[lynn71092]

Oh Great Ktulu, can you also address the people who get us all excited about their great trip reports and then DON't FINSH THEM!!!
Where's Hucifer?
Where's RickinNY?
Come on guys, don't tease us!!

 

[ktulu]

Originally posted by lynn71092
Oh Great Ktulu, can you also address the people who get us all excited about their great trip reports and then DON't FINSH THEM!!!
Where's Hucifer?
Where's RickinNY?
Come on guys, don't tease us!!

Arrrrrr, ye be right. Me must append me rant.

Arrrrrr, and look here ye scurvy land lubbin bilge rats, if ye not be finishin ye trip reports, me will uh....hmmmm.... Arrrrr...me will uhmm...

me will think of a suitable punishment!

darrrrrren

 

[CRB#33]

Oh and let me add that I would like anniet to finisher hers too!

 

[MAGICinMYHEART]

Arrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[jennymouse]

aeee, matie! Fer me last trip, me was swashbucketing with me 80 year ol' Dad and had to be steerin' clear of the rides of the thrillin' nature for fear me ol' Daddy be gettin' trouble with his ticker. Never fear matie, we be sailing back to the world in June with rough & trouble mates and tacklin' the tower & coasters fer sure! Arrrr!

 

[ktulu]

Originally posted by jennymouse
aeee, matie! Fer me last trip, me was swashbucketing with me 80 year ol' Dad and had to be steerin' clear of the rides of the thrillin' nature for fear me ol' Daddy be gettin' trouble with his ticker. Never fear matie, we be sailing back to the world in June with rough & trouble mates and tacklin' the tower & coasters fer sure! Arrrr!

Ah yes, me's remembers readin ye trip report and thinkin ye pops be havin a good excuse not to be ridin certain rides, so ye be in the clear

As for ye cowardly swabs who not be finishin ye trip report, your punishment be havin to wearin a selection of shoes from badshow.com while ye walk the plank.

Arrrrrrr,
darrrren

 

[Rhonda922]

Just wanted to say -- you guys are so funny. You're cracking me up!

 

[ktulu]

Originally posted by Rhonda922
Just wanted to say -- you guys are so funny. You're cracking me up!

Arrrrr, ye be laughin at us or with us?

darrrrren

 

[Eyore4Ever149]

Oh MY Gosh!! You all are too funny!!!

I just have to say, my husband thinks there is something wrong with me, I went on every roller coaster, scary ride, here, Seaworld's Kracken and Universal- and everytime I just laughed through out the whole ride. I can't help it, Im not scared, I think they're great!!! My Husband thinks I must be missing something in my brain.

A tip of advice for TOT...which is a totally cool ride!!!!

While we were there we used a fanny pack, actually a mini backpack for your waist (made by Outward Hound) anyway, it has two drink cup holders on either side and everyday we filled our resort cups and put in the holders. I always have water, Hubby always as Coke.

So, Im wearing it, which means Im responsible for holding it....SO I have it at my feet right? I happen to have my hand on it. This is my first time on the ride, so Im watching the scary dark stuff, listening to the scary voice, really enjoying myself....Ohhh, what happened to the family on that fateful night????? I lean over to adjust the pack on the floor as our cart moves forward, I pick it up slightly. Then......
that sudden.......well I dont want to spoil it for others, but lets just say gravity YANKED that pack in the air (Thank the LORD my hand was on it!!!) Disneyers heard swears for the first time on their trip Im afraid to say (Husband said he could barely hear me with everyone else screaming and purposely putting their arms up)
Hubby's sticky sweet Coke goes all over me!!! Im so happy I didn't lose it, or worse, hit someone in the head! I was so mad, it was so hot and I had Coke all over my bare legs and shorts. My husband couldn't stop laughing. He'd say between gasps for air he was laughing so hard, "Okay, so tell me again what happened?? Did the bag pull your arm? When did my Coke hit you!?" still laughing.

Moral of the story, dont hold onto your bag, or attempt to lift it on that ride at all. It probably would have been fine if it had remained in contact with the floor at all times.

 

[Disneyolic]

Well, if you read my trip reports way back from our November trip, you would have been pleased to hear about some vomiting. Too bad it was from my 2½-year-old son right at the entrance of 50s Prime Time. Mac-n-cheese all over da place. Ew. Better there than at our table. Too bad for the incoming diners tho.

I, myself, am an avid fan of all the "good fast screamin" rides. I took my 4-year-old on Test Track and Tower of Terror and he absolutely loved them. He would've gone on Rock'n Rollercoaster if he were tall enough. Can't wait for the day.

~DawnMaree

 

[ktulu]

Originally posted by Disneyolic
Well, if you read my trip reports way back from our November trip, you would have been pleased to hear about some vomiting. Too bad it was from my 2½-year-old son right at the entrance of 50s Prime Time. Mac-n-cheese all over da place. Ew. Better there than at our table. Too bad for the incoming diners tho.

I, myself, am an avid fan of all the "good fast screamin" rides. I took my 4-year-old on Test Track and Tower of Terror and he absolutely loved them. He would've gone on Rock'n Rollercoaster if he were tall enough. Can't wait for the day.

~DawnMaree

mmmm...mac-n-cheese...

Arrrrrr, glad to hear ye be startin ye little ones young on the thrill rides! How they be likin dark rides, such as Haunted Mansion!

darrrrren

 

[Okiamae]

Maybe they just feel they can't beat Delswife in thrill rider descriptions - like ScubaSteve on RNR

About the unfinished report trend - I was worried it would be hard to catch up after a month of not visiting this board - but I found the next hucifer only just posted and it seems no news from RickinNY!!

 

[johnsonet]

darrrrren you are absolutely hilarious!! thanks for the OUT LOUD laugh this morning!!

I'm a total wuss in the rides dept. and would be LAID OUT if I saw someone throw up at Disney, much less did so myself!! I'm just too much of a princess, I guess

 

[ktulu]

Originally posted by johnsonet
darrrrren you are absolutely hilarious!! thanks for the OUT LOUD laugh this morning!!

I'm a total wuss in the rides dept. and would be LAID OUT if I saw someone throw up at Disney, much less did so myself!! I'm just too much of a princess, I guess

Arrrrrrr...nothing scares me...

except the thought of the "kids" in IASW coming alive and following me home

grrrrrreat...me is going to give meself nightmares again...

darrrrren