Ker-Bear
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sugaswim said:whoohoo to babies!![]()
Maybe Erica will come home from the Wonder with a lifetime souvenir

sugaswim said:whoohoo to babies!![]()
PirateCutie05 said:Does anyone know what city rhymes with winnebago? I'm trying to do this thing to win trips from baskin robins, and I need to find the city where the *pink spoon* is hidden. Here are the clues:
Dr. Seuss might ask, "what city rhymes with winnebago?"
Legos can be found anywhere, but the spoon is in the same town that Lego found a land of it's own.
Piecey said:Just got home.
I'm tired.. but WV is kinda on the way?? Can I join the carpool...??
(I'm out of it, though, so where are we going?)
Piecey said:Soooo the older people may not find this as amusing as I do..
But I thought I'd share.
I can't imagine anyone would do some of these but others are definitely quite amusing..
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
taeja71 said:You;re on the way.We're all heading to Lisa's house for mickey shaped chocolate chip waffles.. Yum!![]()
NJBILL said:Good Luck..![]()
Having kids was the best thing that ever happened to me..even two at a time![]()
taeja71 said:I've done #11. My shopping went pretty quick and the kids liked it.
Ker-Bear said:Please stay away for my boyfriend![]()
Last night he informed me that he had a dream with had triplets
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He already wants twins. (his mom is a twin)
(I hope you know I'm kidding)
Ker-Bear said:Please stay away for my boyfriend![]()
Last night he informed me that he had a dream with had triplets
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He already wants twins. (his mom is a twin)
(I hope you know I'm kidding)
purplern said:I have to tell you my sonogram story! When I was pregnant with Amanda I had one done and from that the due date was moved ahead 2 months so my MD wanted me to have another one. The same tech did the 2nd one. She said to me-this is what I hear-Did I tell you you have 5 boys?![]()
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I said WHAT! She looked at me and said you have fibroids! and then we all bust out laughing![]()
purplern said:I have to tell you my sonogram story! When I was pregnant with Amanda I had one done and from that the due date was moved ahead 2 months so my MD wanted me to have another one. The same tech did the 2nd one. She said to me-this is what I hear-Did I tell you you have 5 boys?![]()
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I said WHAT! She looked at me and sai you have fibroids! and then we all bust out laughing![]()
Piecey said:Soooo the older people may not find this as amusing as I do..
But I thought I'd share.
I can't imagine anyone would do some of these but others are definitely quite amusing..
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
NJBILL said:Speaking of sonogram stories (you don't hear that everyday!) my wife insists that I made some type of involuntary alarming sound when we found out about the twins(I dispute this claim). I remember that day like it was yesterday. We did not know we had twins. The tech was scanning and pointed to the screen and said "here is the baby' and "what is this" (puzzled look on her face)..It's another one......!
I do admit to saying very quickly..are there any more???
The rest is history![]()
purplern said:I thought I was going to die!
NJBILL said:Speaking of sonogram stories (you don't hear that everyday!) my wife insists that I made some type of involuntary alarming sound when we found out about the twins(I dispute this claim). I remember that day like it was yesterday. We did not know we had twins. The tech was scanning and pointed to the screen and said "here is the baby' and "what is this" (puzzled look on her face)..It's another one......!
I do admit to saying very quickly..are there any more???
The rest is history![]()
Ker-Bear said:I was just surprised I got 8 tags for three people. I'm trying to only bring two bags now they are tempting me![]()
suzannef said:Oh yea they would have had to get the heart paddles out for me![]()
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taeja71 said:That or get larger luggage....downsize???? nahhhh