Disney security

[kay1864]

Funny thread I found on reddit about going through bag check:

velligoose
Those guys have eyes like hawks. I had a couple mini air horns in my bag and they told me I couldn't bring them in. I said I was going to take them back to my car. I walked a quarter mile away and tucked them in my socks. As I walked back in, a guy flipped open his Disney badge (no joke) and told me I needed to give him the air horns. I wasn't even mad. That was amazing.

I was blown away so I just handed them over without a word. It was funny though when the guy walked up to me and flipped open his badge and it was a gold Mickey Mouse shield.

bizitmap
He was actually the fun police.

ITKING86
Pulls someone over: "Sir...have you been pouting tonight?"

Skizot_Bizot
sniffles
N..n..nooo officer. Always happy, always having fun, just like the law says.

ITKING86
"I'm going to need you to take this funalyzer test over here"

from_the_sidelines
"These whimsy levels are barely registering. I'm afraid I'll have to call this in."

Phobos_Deimos
SUSPECT IS IN POSSESSION OF A FROWN! DROP HIM!

big_toilet
snaps on white cartoon gloves

"The funalyzer is ready".

begins tickling
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farkdog
I have a new career ambition.​

 

[larryz]

Velligoose picked the wrong day to give up critical thinking.