Some of my favorites have been posted...I've always loved the part in the HM where they say, don't lower the bar, I'll lower it for you...and in POTC, I love "We want the red head." (DS is a red head, and he hates when we sing it around the house....poor kid.)
A few others....
"All it takes is faith and trust....and a little bit of pixie dust."
"Think of the happiest things, it's the same as having wings..."
- Peter Pan
"What I like most about rivers is, you can't step in the same river twice"
- Pocahontas
"If you enjoyed this ride my name is _____, if not, my name is ______"
- Jungle Cruise (I remember laughing so hard at this when I was 10, so now it still makes me chuckle!)
Great thread