I can sense his eyes boring into me.
What? Boring already? Should I stop reading?
Nah, I'll keep going (you had your hopes up there, didn't you!), this TR hasn't been boring yet.
Tentatively, I look to my right and see The Look.
I remember Roxette. Actually, they just performed here a couple of days ago...
I guess not everyone appreciates this delightful piece of cheese called Captain EO.
I'm in the same camp as Nebo (But for the love of all that's holy, don't tell him I said so!!!) I thought it was amazing when it first came out... Now everybody and his dog are doing 3D movies.
Some of us would rather carry around a piece of Gouda in their pocket all day, not mentioning any names, Mr. Squid.
That's gouda you to not mention any names.
Maybe it started out with Michael saying, I need to moonwalk. Can we fit some moonwalking in somewhere? Maybe a dance number? I need a new song for the album too.
Which would've been okay... except it was Michael Moore saying it.
And then the Disney people chime in. Can we replace the co-captain with a cuddly elephant like creature? Danskin is a sponsor. Can we put some of their new high cut leotards in somewhere? And do that Olivia Newton John thing with their headbands.
What? Isn't that still in fashion? Don't forget big hair. That'll always be 'in', right?
Finally its over and we leave the theater, I, sheepishly.
baaaa! baaaa!
After some hemming and hawing, Mr. Squid convinces her to get the stuffed platypus because she needs another stuffed animal to keep the hundred already in her room company.
Hey! Even stuffed inanimate hunks of material in the shape of random creatures need loving, too!
Monkston always loves to step on the blinking lights in the walkway. Shes convinced that shes turning them on and off by stepping on them.
And are you
sure she's not? Have you ever seen what they do when you guys aren't around?
No?
I rest my case.
'cause it's tired.
Wow! Animal Kingdom Lodges bus stop is pretty far away. Weve been spoiled so far this trip. Well, except for that long trek to Saratoga Springs, and that walk from Hollywood Studios. But well just forget about that.
I don't remember that.
Must've forgotten.
Whenever we find a great parking space, we yell, Birthday spot! Maybe its like that.
I had no idea parking spots had birthdays. Aren't they all the same age? Or do they pour them on different dates?
Hi Check-in Judy! Were the laura74 family, here to check in. Its a special day today. Its Mr. Squids birthday! Think we can get a nice location?
Ill see what I can do.
aka: "The kiss of death"
I dont know about that but you can check with the concierge.
Isn't that such a polite way of saying, "Go away"?
Have you ever seen a giraffe do that? I havent.
No... But I did see a show about a pride of lions trying to take one down. (No the show wasn't for the squeamish... but, circle of life, ya know)
It was actually very interesting. There were a lot of tactics involved.
We step out on the balcony and we have a lovely view of the front entrance. The entrance where all the Magical Express buses stop! And when I say view, Im not talking about distance. We can practically reach out and touch the people getting off the bus. This will not be a lovely spot to drink coffee in the morning! Bad Check-In Judy! Wheres the Disney magic?
I don't know. I'll see what I can do. Check with the concierge.
That
is too bad, though. I do have to wonder how many other 'birthday' people had checked in that day?
Hi! We're checking in! It's my birthday! Can I have a nice room?
Hi! Checking in! It's my son's birthday! Can I have a nice room?
Hi! Checking in! It's my mom's birthday! Can I have a nice room?
Hi! Checking in! It's my brother's cousin's friend's birthday! Can I have a nice room?
"I'll see what I can do."
I think you might mean the pin book. She can trade for any of the pins in this book.
He produces a large binder of pins and we spend some time looking through it. Of course we didnt think to bring Monkstons pins with us so we will have to back to the room.
So did you go back and do some trading? Or am I jumping ahead?
Laura74, you have to come in here and see this!
Did you hit him? I once called my DW and added a few decades to her age...
The results were
not pretty.
I
still limp a little...
Monkston, how are you going to wash your hair? Its going to be an hour before those bubbles go down.
(Giggle. Giggle.)

That is really funny. I just love the mischievous look she has!
Made my day, right there.
Fast forward. The bubbles have subsided,
So we're talking 3? 4? days?
Its very easy to get from Kidani to Jambo House. Theres an unassuming beige van that makes constant trips between the two so theres never a long wait. We only waited a few minutes.
That seems a little odd... They have a van that constantly goes back and forth.... surely there'd be another way? Moving sidewalk... electric golf carts... I dunno.. something.
The Sheena family is waiting for us and after checking in, we are lead to a table all the way in the corner. (Nobody puts Baby in the corner!)
When do we get to see the picture of Mr. Squid lifting you into the air over his head?
Im going to break out of present tense here because my memory of this dinner is a little fuzzy. Maybe its the wine, maybe its the fact that this dinner was 5 months ago.
It's the wine.
I know that the best dinner was the grouper.
I was a worker/volunteer for a local band when I was a kid... but we never,
ever ate a groupie!
I think I had the shrimp.
Just 'cause he's short, doesn't make it okay.
What?
Oh!
Grouper!
Nevermind.
Sheena says, Brace yourselves. Its not very neat in there.

Dunno why, but I like that. "Brace yourselves." I'm picturing an active volcano or tornado when that door opens.
Now Sheena is normally a very neat and organized person, and her house is always very clean, so I was not prepared for what looked to be a suitcase explosion and its aftermath.
Nothing worse than a suitcase explosion.
How do you explain to all the little handbags that their momma has gone to the missing baggage room in the sky?
Oh, the humanity!
I may have twitched a bit.
Their room is on the 7th floor so while you can see the animals, they arent up close and personal. It would be nice to sit out on the balcony with coffee in the morning and see what the animals are up to. My option is to sit out on ours and count buses.
1. So Disney needs to do some genetic experimentation and make some 7 story tall giraffes.
2. You win! I'm betting you get to see
way more busses then they do animals.
Cant you just show up without us if we decide not to come?
"Can't you call and do all the legwork if and when you make up your mind?"
Nothing. Uh. TGM Mike wanted to go over there. Yeah.
1. Good cover.
2. When in doubt.... blame the children. At least that's what
I do.
I say, You guys should set up a tour! They do them here! Theyre giving out a $100 gift card. It only takes about an hour. They dont do the hard sell thing at all.
Appealing to the wallet. If that doesn't do it... nothing will.
And before she can finish her sentence, the two of them are sneaking off for the bus like a couple of mischievous schoolboys.
Good for them. It's not every day you're in WDW.
I think some sort of jewelry purchase will be in order
What? Party pooper!

Thanks for the fun chapter Laura... sorry it took me so darn long to get to it!
And for the record... sorry, CD.... sorry, MP3... I have
not read Kingdom Keepers. But I did just pick up the latest Stephen King book called: "11/22/63"