Passing the pretzel cart, Bets says, I see people walk by my kiosk with these all day, and they look so good, but for some reason Ive never tried one. Back to the pretzel cart we go. Theyre pretty good but the pretzel Im dying to try, (hmmm
perhaps thats overstating it) the pretzel I really want to try is the jalapeno one at Animal Kingdom.
Love pretzels. I can't pass a fresh pretzel maker without grabbing one.
I can now add poor snacking to my list of trip reporting donts.
Poor snacking is
not scarfing down Disneyworld's goodies!
This joins lack of picture taking, stupid gimmicks, dumb nicknames and unfortunate choice of words.
You're
trying to lose readers here, aren'tcha? Well it's not gonna work, lady!
Monkston wants to play Kim Possible so we grab a phone (Im NOT calling it a kimmunicator).
Oh? Why not? Were you teased as a child and called 'kimmunicator'?
I hope the Agent P game has a better name for this thing.
Yes, I believe it will be called a 'pimmunicator'?
They were just going to call it a 'P', but they didn't want people running around telling everyone they were P-ing all over World Showcase.
A text comes back. Finally got a pool day. Druid and TGM are at Magic Kingdom. Having a cocktail.
Guess she wont be joining us.
You try pulling someone away from a poolside cocktail. Ain't gonna happen.
What's even harder is pulling someone from a pool
size cocktail. Or out of one.
At least shes outgrown the Kidcot stations, right? Theyre cute, but we can color at home.

I think the DDs did one or two. It was while we were waiting for something else, though. So the impatient toe tapping was kept to a minimum.
That Beatles band doesnt play here anymore. Does that make you sad? You always loved them.
I never said I loved them. They were terrible.
Then, why did we always have to stop and sit in direct sunlight in the middle of the day to listen to them?
I liked the songs.
Oh. Well, ok then.
That almost made sense!
Almost.
Mission accomplished, we decide to make our way to Morocco for lunch. We have made this a must-do ever since Mr. Squid discovered tabbouleh.
I would try it... but I don't think DW is adventurous enough. She had enough trouble finding something to eat at Boma.
He has spent years perfecting his own version of it at home and makes at least a batch a week. His recipe is a mystery. I think it involves pickle juice.
I dont eat his tabbouleh.
Monkston gets chicken nuggets.
Of course she did. My youngest survived on Mac n cheese and chicken nuggets for the whole week.
Ooh caramel! Theres Karamel Kuche. I remember how delicious the caramel corn was last year and how much Monkston liked it. Bets uses her discount to buy some (Score! Its not what you know
)
It's how you glow?
It's better in snow?
It's always slow?
Just go with the flow?
It's part of the show?
Or how fast you row?
Just don't get low?
I haven't even started with the ones that don't end in 'w'.
take another bite while were walking, and this really isnt any better, is it?
That's too bad. Especially when it was so good last time.
This is not the best walking drink I think as it sloshes all over my hand. Id rather they give a larger cup and not fill it up all the way, but I guess Disney feels differently.
You need to take lessons from a certain near-blind, accident prone guest.
I had no idea they had offices at the parks.
I believe it's experimental there. A sort of prototype. Something of a community. Very avant garde, forward thinking, tomorrow/today kind of thing.
First of all, the profiles and photos you see on the site are very different from reality.
Shocked!
Shocked! I am!
Take my last date.
In my head I add, Please.
Yeah, that's a line that just screams that kind of response, isn't it?
He seemed like a nice, normal guy when I was emailing him.
I get that. "pkondz
seemed like such a nice, normal guy on the Dis". Blah, blah, blah. If I had a $10,000 stock certificate for every time I heard that...
He stops and proudly shows me a photo of a target with bullet holes. Oh my, I say. Thats um
nice? He finds another one and this time its one of those human silhouette targets with holes in it. And then he shows me a photo of his gun and ammo collections!
Was his last name 'Heston' by any chance?
Oh dear. I dont know. Ill have to talk to the seat assignment manager.
Seat assignment manager?
If you tell somebody that their job is not to mix the cocktails, not to great and seat the guests, not to serve the guests... but to just pick out the tables. You call him a manager to make him feel less inadequate.
He says hell see what he can do but he cant guarantee it.
Standard line 101. If you can't do it, the marks... I mean guests won't be too disapointed ("But they
really tried!"). If you can do it, they'll tell everyone what great service you got ("They really went above and beyond!").
This isnt going to be the dinner we were looking forward to if we have to sit across the restaurant from each other.
Maybe not. But the restaurant will provide semaphore flags on request.
Get this. Im standing at the bus stop to come here to meet everyone and I see these two guys carving into a tree with a pocket knife. I walk over and tell them to stop, that Ive paid a lot of money to stay at this beautiful resort and I dont need them defiling it.
Good for her!
Not everyone visiting Disney is a good person.
What? Are you sure?
The buzzer goes off and we are seated at a table for 6. Yay!
The table for 6 that you were told was unavailable? See standard line 101.
Your hair looks great.
Im curious about what the changes are going to be here now that its a hoity toity signature restaurant. Frankly, I dont think the atmosphere merits it but well see.
I think the only reason it's a signature now is because people were lining up for it. "Oh, look! People are standing in line! Let's make it two credits! Score!"
Grrr....
What I really wanted was the chicken but I cant order chicken in a signature restaurant.
Why not? What's wrong with chicken? If it's a signature restaurant with chicken on the menu, it stands to reason that it would be really good, doesn't it?
I talk the kids into ordering the Kids Picks meals that come with an appetizer so we can steal their cheddar cheese soup for the pretzel bread. Theres a tip for all the parents of picky eaters that wont eat the appetizer anyway.
Yeah, with my luck the DDs would eat their soup and demand mine as well.
A few minutes later she comes back with the bread. I miss the old wire cone. They put it all in a basket now along with some new, daintier rolls.
Ta dah! Hence the term 'signature'. Now you get dainty rolls.
Mr. Squid asks if its coming soon and the lightbulb goes off. Another few minutes and were all set but now the others need refills. And we need more pretzel bread.
I look into my crystal ball... I see... I see... a shrinking tip!
So far, Im not all that impressed. The cheese soup is delicious though.
I was soooo close to having it last trip. I hear it's to die for.
The steaks arrive and poor Mr. Squid gets the shaft again. His steak is not just too rare, its raw and the server has run off. We wait for about five minutes and flag down someone to find Ashley.
Yes. Yes. The crystal ball is getting clearer, now.
Its like a macaroni and cheese cake.
Ummm.... ew?
If you guys join DVC, you can stay there with us.
You
really should be on commission
After dinner, Mr. Squid is given a birthday dessert. Druid wants a dessert too but for some reason Sheena doesnt want him to get one. They have a little whisper disagreement and he relents. I later find out that she was trying to keep our expenses even. Shes so thoughtful that way.
I'm a little lost here. She wanted to keep it even? Were you guys paying for them? Otherwise, I'm not sure why that matters.
I gloat to Sheena once again that we dont have to go all the way to the front of the park and wait for a bus.
Then you dont get to go in Mousegears with us, she says.
Foiled again.

Got ya again! Thanks for the chapter, Laura!
