Disney Jokes

[mainegal]

Patient: Doc, you have to help me. Some days I think I'm Mickey Mouse, some days I think I'm Donald Duck.

Doctor: How long have you had these Disney spells?


Okay, maybe it isn't

Let's hear your Disney jokes!

 

[tinkbutt]

a couple I found on the web


1) Q: What kind of blush does Mulan wear?
A: Mulan Rouge


2) Q. What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?
A. Move fasta

I like the second!

and this one is for BAWB!!!


Q.
Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
A.
He thought he might get a hole in one.

 

[robind]

Here's the one I usually text in at the Laugh Floor, it's been used 3 out of 4 times:

Why did Mickey go into outer space?

To look for Pluto.

 

[BriarRosie]

Unfortunately, the Disney jokes I know are not suitable for a family forum.

 

[dpuck1998]

Unfortunately, the Disney jokes I know are not suitable for a family forum.

AHH, The classic Minnie/Mickey Divorce joke?

 

[party-of-five]

Keep 'em comin'. These are great! I'm planning to make a list of jokes to help keep the kids busy while we're waiting in lines. Thanks!


What are grumpy's favorite fruit?

Sour grapes!

 

[winotracy]

AHH, The classic Minnie/Mickey Divorce joke?

I love that one! That's why I don't like Minnie

 

[dpuck1998]

I love that one! That's why I don't like Minnie

Well....she is crazy!

 

[winotracy]

Well....she is crazy!

 

[Disneybridein2k3]

My teenager has gone back and told her friends the Minnie one
She thought it was hilarious, by the way

 

[froggy5657]

So I googled the Mickey Minnie Divorce Joke. I read it once, thought it was really stupid. Then I read it again and got it's double meaning! Very Funny!!!

 

[auroralark]

I had to google the joke too. It made me laugh!

 

[dpuck1998]

Be warned, its a little like the joke the did on How I met your mother. Don't bing (I'm boycotting google) it unless you are prepared for a non-family friendly Disney joke.

 

[froggy5657]

Be warned, its a little like the joke the did on How I met your mother. Don't bing (I'm boycotting google) it unless you are prepared for a non-family friendly Disney joke.

Why are you boycotting google?

 

[tinkbutt]

Here is some more for ya



What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive?

Minnie- Vans!!



What does Ariel like on her toast?

Mermalade!



How does Crush get to the 2nd level of a building?

He takes the SHELL-evator!



What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol?

Jungle Bells!

 

[dpuck1998]

Why are you boycotting google?

Yesterday, on what was perhaps the most important day in hisotry, they decided to honor the anniversary of tetris instead of D-Day! Sad...very sad. I'm switching over to bing, they had a great photo and lots of links about June 6, 1944.

 

[BriarRosie]

AHH, The classic Minnie/Mickey Divorce joke?

Yes, that's one of the jokes. The other joke I know involves Pinocchio, but I'm not mentioning anything else.

 

[kim532]

Yes, that's one of the jokes. The other joke I know involves Pinocchio, but I'm not mentioning anything else.

I just googled that. OMG!!! There are several I had never heard.

 

[dpuck1998]

I just BING'ed that. OMG!!! There are several I had never heard.

I fixed that for you...I'm on a mission

 

[kim532]

I fixed that for you...I'm on a mission

OK. Your mission is progressing. I'll try Bing, but old habits die hard.