Thanks everyone!
I contacted
WDW.Guest.Communications@disneyworld.com . It did take me a little time for them to get back to me, but persistence and thoughtful letters get through. Important points: write the letter with lots of specific points and examples of your issues, not just "I hate stupid FP+!!". I detailed our entire days and the issues we had with each FP+, how it affected our touring plan (LO missed out on Pirates, Mansion, Jungle Cruise), how much we spent for meals and gifts (far less than usual), how rushed we felt, and how our vacation was mainly spent yelling at each other.
RE: making Mansion and Pirates seasonal. Before all this FP+ nonsense, this is what usually happened; mpov, naturally.
Both of these rides are people swallowers. They move large crowds effectively through them and are built within big show buildings. Yes, POTC is a boat ride, but it has 2 boat queues and Mansion moves large amounts of people quickly in stages. So both the rides were pretty effective, unlike other omnimovers or boats like IASW, or Buzz.
Then, Disney decided to put in a FP- for mansion, but the FP- was rarely used because it didn't
need it. The FP- was an option, the machines were still there, hell, maybe they used them during peak seasons. At least there was an option to open the machine if the Powers that Be felt it was needed.
So now we come to FP+. Le sigh. Disney felt, in it's infinite wisdom that these two rides needed FP+s. This means that they have cut the effectiveness of the rides in 1/2. These are rides that were doing perfectly well on their own - moving guests quickly in and out. But since the rides have two lines, Disney felt like they could successfully create a FP+ for them and drive demand to the rides. These rides already have a cult following, are keystone rides, and were perfectly capable of meeting the demand. And the last time I went there, there was a HUGE like for the SB with a nearly empty line for FP+. Who wants to FP a c/d ride when they can ride an E-ride? Somethings gotta give, and I think making the FP+ seasonal for these two C/D rides would be a better solution. IDK, I get the redistribution thing, but these rides were doing just fine on their own. V. Confusing.
OK, after this long bit, I have to admit, I did like MB for the room key opening and the charging. I hated wearing the darn thing, and was afraid of losing it if I put it on my diaper bag or stroller. It was a bit of a b to deal with.
And thanks everyone!
