here's a Monday morning chuckle
To Be 6 Again
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing his wife turning
back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked
what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
I'd like to be six again, she replied, still
looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six
Flags theme park.
What a day ! He put her on every ride in the
park; the Death Slide,
the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller
Coaster,... everything there
was. Five hours later they staggered out of
the theme park. Her head
was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda
pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure !
Finally she wobbled home
with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, Well Dear,
what was it like being six again ??
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression
suddenly changed.
I meant my Dress Size, you dumb *** !!
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