Disney Attractions That Shouldn't....

[TheButlerDiditt]

Tomorrowland Speedway II: Manhattan Rush-Hour

 

[WDWHound]

Honey I Shrunk The Stock Price, Hosted by Micheal Eisner

The Tower of Terriers - See 50 small dogs, all stacked on top of each other.

Phlegmtasmic! - nuff said

Journey into Your Emasculation - Please keep you legs crossed at all times while the vehicle is in motion

The Dying Seas - not much different from what they have now

MimeKeeper - Visit a convention of mimes at tommorowland convention center. Can you escape with your sanity?

 

[Goofmeister]

"Honey I Shrunk The Stock Price, Hosted by Micheal Eisner"

YES!

 

[Prince Eric1]

Janet and Justins Jungle Jam

 

[TheButlerDiditt]

Originally posted by treesinger

Big Gay Thunder Mountain
and to be fair...
Toontown Heterosexual Fair

Or you could head over to Epcot for Ellen's Lesbian Adventure followed by Storytime with Michael Jackson.

 

[Phrebert]

Illegal Alien Encounter opening offsite in Keywest.
Kid Stroller Smash up Derby.

 

[GoodFairies]

ECVtopia
The Bad Movie Ride
Flash Mountain (hmm, some say this already exists)
Journey into Intoxication
Swiss Family Cathouse
Pirates of the Chesapeake
Gastro-Orbiter
Betty White's Scary Adventures
Honey I Shrunk My Uh-Oh!

 

[treesinger]

Originally posted by WDWHound

The Tower of Terriers - See 50 small dogs, all stacked on top of each other.

OMG! No, I think I REALLY want to see that!

Journey into Your Emasculation - Please keep you legs crossed at all times while the vehicle is in motion

Perhaps Disney could highlight the Emasculation of it's ability to create quality animation by firing the talent.

 

[treesinger]

Originally posted by GoodFairies

Swiss Family Cathouse
Pirates of the Chesapeake
Gastro-Orbiter
Betty White's Scary Adventures

Good stuff!
Pirates of the Chesapeake even SOUNDS like a total yawner.
Betty White's Scary Adventures? Was that the episode on Golden Girls where their house was set for demolition so that a stunt show could be built there?

 

[Phrebert]

Spayed Mountain.

 

[Phrebert]

Spayed Mountain.

 

[Phrebert]

Computer was getting ready to crash, thought I clicked submit only once.

 

[wtg2000]

Pilates of the Caribbean - the winsome wenches trim their larboard sides with the latest workout craze.

 

[cindysteve]

These are all names of real stores in the World (but with new product lines):

Merchant of Venus- Adult Gifts and Novelties
Tinkerbell's Treasures- A Gay Days Favorite
Madam Leota's- Masage Parlor
Pooh's Thotful Spot-Another Gay Days Favorite
Der Teddybar- Lingerie Bar
Mickey's Of Hollywood- Lingerie
Tatooine Traders- Tatoos and piercings
Virgin Megastore- Get your virgin here

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Originally posted by treesinger
Rock N' Roller Coaster featuring Barry Manilow

Alien Encounter featuring Steve Tyler from Aerosmith as the Alien

ROTFLMAO

I think a Barry touch is just what RnR needs.

TOV

 

[mmausse]

How about:

"Alien Encounter with Joan Rivers!"

 

[treesinger]

Originally posted by mmausse
How about:

"Alien Encounter with Joan Rivers!"

That's terrible!

 

[grimgrinnin]

A Bug's Death, Sponsored by Raid
Mickey's Custodial Adventure - See how much trash you can pick up throughout the park!
20,000 Pins Over the Sea - New gift shop on the newly paved over sub-lagoon!
Who Wants to be a Disney Marketeer? Learn how to create leading guest survey questions like:

Do you:
A) Really like Disney.
B) Really really like Disney.
C) Really really really like Disney.

Alice Cooper in Wonderland
Monkey McPooflinger's Circus Train
Disney's Arkansas Adventure

 

[treesinger]

Originally posted by grimgrinnin

20,000 Pins Over the Sea - New gift shop on the newly paved over sub-lagoon!

I can SO see this...

Alice Cooper in Wonderland

Perhaps they could do this around Halloween time?

 

[HitchhikingGhost]

** Dungo, The Flying Elephant **

** Tinkerbell's Wild Ride **

** Snow White's PMS Swearing Adventure! **

** The Oh-My-Gosh-I-Gotta-Take-A-Leaki Room **

** Diane Sawyer's Island **

** The Pinnochio Ride ** (now that's bad. . .)

** Peter Pan's Fright ("I'm a WHAT?!!?")



shoot. . . I had a whole list and can't find it. . .