Diser's for CMO!

[AnnDisneyFan]

Ann--just gotta say, you're on a roll today! Keep it up!

Thanks, it is just too too much fun coming here lately, isn't it?

Laughing at someone else's expense, ESPECIALLY if they are not here, is just devilishly awesome (and makes me feel a teeny bit better about losing too).

Oops, I recused myself right?

 

[fleagle]

Ladies and Gentlemen... welcome to another special presentation in preparation for the DIScademy Awards!

[applause]

Please welcome Jack Nicholson!

[Thunderous applause]

JACK: Welcome back to the awards. I've been asked by the parking attendants read the following announcement... somebody using a DELL Poweredge 4300... you left your screensaver on.

Anyway... I'm here to present the Chairman's Award for Outstanding Post. This particular winner proved that...

{noises off}

JACK: What's going on out there? I'm working here...

[RABBIT enters]

[applause]

RABBIT: WAIT! WAIT! I cannot allow this ceremony to continue!!!

JACK: What's the problem?

RABBIT: I am aware of the winning post, and it simply is NOT acceptable!

JACK: Says who?

RABBIT: Says me! I think I'm entitled to protest.

JACK: Son, we live in a world that has message boards, and those messages have to be honored. Whose gonna do it? You? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep about this post and you curse the DIScademy. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That this post, while tragic, probably made some people laugh. And the existence of this post, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, made people feel much better on a bad day.

RABBIT: Well... uh... yes, but...

JACK: You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at the vegetable patch, you want me on this message board, you NEED me on this message board. We use words like lol, rotfl, brb. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent talking to others in a virtual environment. You use them as a punchline.

RABBIT: But the post... it was...

JACK: I have neither the time, nor the inclination to explain myself to a Rabbit who reads and lurks among the posts we make, and then questions the manner in which we post them. I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and make a post. Either way, I don't care what you think you are entitled to...

RABBIT: OUTrageous! {storms off}

JACK: The Mickey for Outstanding Post goes to...

 

[fleagle]

JACK: HauntedMansionFan for "Rabbit stew, anyone?" Thank you... now where is my latte?

[applause]

RABBIT: {offstage} OUTrageous!!!!

 

[fleagle]

well done DISGeeks!

 

[tothesea]

AHHH!!! HMFan--CONGRATULATIONS!!!

As I kept reading, I was hoping it was you! That comment is something I will never ever forget!

And Mr. Chairman, what can I say...you've done it again!!! I never cease to be amazed as I laugh hysterically!

 

[tothesea]

Whoops! (Sorry! The brain is a little scattered after being stood up by DiCaprio... )

I think I misunderstood you the first time. (I thought you were asking if I wanted you to "go on" stage to present your category. Hence my response.) Either way, please do go on...

I meant go on about how great I thought you did! And honestly with all those posts afterwards...well the compliments just live on, and on, and on!!


as for my noms...well, they're coming, but not yet!

 

[DISgeeksfromDC]

well done DISGeeks!

Thanks!

I really enjoyed reading yours!

CHEERS! ... And congratulations, HMF!

 

[fleagle]

[DISgeeksfromDC stands backstage talking – agitatedly – into her headset to a colleague. “What do you mean DiCaprio is stuck in bad traffic? We’re about to go live in … in…[checks watch] in like two minutes! Well… you’d just better make sure our 'talent' gets here on time for the actual Awards ceremony this Saturday!” She fluffs her hair, straightens her skirt, sighs heavily and – red-faced – strides onto the stage.]

DISgeeks... you are too funny! Can't wait for your formal presentation!

PS- I actually thought Merlin guy was a different one. I hadn't seen that one. HOW did Kirk not make the Top 20? That was awesome!

 

[DISgeeksfromDC]

And honestly with all those posts afterwards...well the compliments just live on, and on, and on!!

Yep! (Well, that was sort of unintentional, but -- hey! -- if it works! 'Gotta take 'em any way you can get 'em, right? )

 

[catotigger]

DISgeeks - amazing job! You maintained the high standard acheived by Fleagle and DSNY4ever!

I am in awe!

Cat

 

[tothesea]

Yep! (Well, that was sort of unintentional, but -- hey! -- if it works! 'Gotta take 'em any way you can get 'em, right? )

Absolutely!

 

[luvsTink]

Hi all!
Keith Richard's coudn't be here tonight, but he sent a message for me to read (clearing my throat)

Ladies and Gentleman….and KennythePirate:
This category – “What Were They Smoking?” Is an homage to those creative geniuses whose productions were so clever….so interesting…so, ummm, different that we as mere mortals, can not always comprehend their deeper meaning…their profound nature…their absolutely stunning effect on our wee brains. With out further ado….I bring you….

Horsein’ around
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-44BFB844915BEE1B7CC530D3C9A6E44C


poof lady
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-309CC4E130A35BE182B24FC6903D9A82


Is homelessness funny??
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-69AB3838F04BAA82D69B1E5900C7FBF6



Ninja CMO
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-E47D9F98F6BD677EE53634F3FD94496F


World’s Smallest Pony
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-84E0E15E395605EF31582D0F46B8D61C


and, in a first, we have two honorable mention nominees, while these two are not eligible for our coveted award, we wanted to give them a nod for giving us a laugh….

The Cat Lickin’ Guy
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-7EDCA01ACAB7C66023310914C7094917

Laser Hair Removal Fun
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-71468DC9A05192C5F61615070E4BDC31

Why do I suddenly have the munchies???

 

[DISgeeksfromDC]

DISgeeks - amazing job! You maintained the high standard acheived by Fleagle and DSNY4ever!

I am in awe!

Cat

Thanks, Cat! (You're too kind! )

 

[DISgeeksfromDC]

Ladies and Gentleman….and KennythePirate:

This is sooo much fun! Thanks, luvsTink!

 

[tothesea]

LuvsTink--I was SO glad to see that you had this category!!! You had several I hadn't seen before! GREAT JOB!!! Very anxious to see who wins!!!

 

[AnnDisneyFan]

Hi all!
Keith Richard's coudn't be here tonight, but he sent a message for me to read (clearing my throat)

Ladies and Gentleman….and KennythePirate:
This category – “What Were They Smoking?” Is an homage to those creative geniuses whose productions were so clever….so interesting…so, ummm, different that we as mere mortals, can not always comprehend their deeper meaning…their profound nature…their absolutely stunning effect on our wee brains. With out further ado….I bring you….

Horsein’ around
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-44BFB844915BEE1B7CC530D3C9A6E44C


poof lady
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-309CC4E130A35BE182B24FC6903D9A82


Is homelessness funny??
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-69AB3838F04BAA82D69B1E5900C7FBF6



Ninja CMO
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-E47D9F98F6BD677EE53634F3FD94496F


World’s Smallest Pony
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-84E0E15E395605EF31582D0F46B8D61C


and, in a first, we have two honorable mention nominees, while these two are not eligible for our coveted award, we wanted to give them a nod for giving us a laugh….

The Cat Lickin’ Guy
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-7EDCA01ACAB7C66023310914C7094917

Laser Hair Removal Fun
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-71468DC9A05192C5F61615070E4BDC31

Why do I suddenly have the munchies???

THANKS!!!! Now THAT was fun!!!

Gotta say, I am liking the "athletic magician" (aka Ninja) --- I think even more than "poof lady."

Again, I laughed AT and not WITH.....so my vote doesn't count.

I just can't seem to apply the rules of this.....

 

[CalDisneyFamily]

Nice! Presenters are responsible for picking up their own celebrities. Amy Winehouse wouldn't ride with me anyway. I tried to make her go to rehab. She had a pretty strong negative reaction. (She said no, no, no)

Now, that is COMEDY!!!! Thanks for lifting us up today, Fleag!

 

[catotigger]

luvsTink, yet another wonderful category! Super job!

It's going to be tough to pick only one...

Cat

 

[catotigger]

THANKS!!!! Now THAT was fun!!!

Gotta say, I am liking the "athletic magician" (aka Ninja) --- I think even more than "poof lady."

Again, I laughed AT and not WITH.....so my vote doesn't count.

I just can't seem to apply the rules of this.....

Ann, I'm pretty sure we are ALL laughing At this category!

Cat

 

[HauntedMansionFan]

JACK: HauntedMansionFan for "Rabbit stew, anyone?" Thank you... now where is my latte?

[applause]

RABBIT: {offstage} OUTrageous!!!!

Thank you!!! Thank you!!! First off I would like to thank my brain for thinking of that and my fingers for typing it. Also a big thanks to my computer and Comcast for supplying me with the internest..... I couldn't have done it with out you Comcast! And thank you to the DIScademy and my fellow posters here. Most of all.... thank you to fleagle for starting such a great organization like the DIScademy. You like me..... you really, really like me!

On a side not.... is there any way I can add my cool certificate thing to my signature? I think it is to big to add right now.