Agreed. This thread should not be directed at the resort. I don't even really find anything in this thread to be particularly "post worthy". How long did the security guard fiasco delay you? One minute? Three minutes? Did it really alter anything in the grand scheme of your vacation? Perhaps the security guard was going above and beyond to help these women with questions, make them feel at home, etc., you know, the things you wish the boat captain would have done for you.
I have to chuckle everytime I hear "The CM was sooo rude" type threads. While I don't know the circumstances, and you may very well have just come across a downright "rude" CM, I always try to look at the other side of the arguement. Were you rude in the way in which you approached the CM? Perhaps the person directly before you was? I know, we all hold Disney CM's to a higher standard, and the customer is always "right". But dealing with the general public, especially the tens of thousands that each CM comes in contact with daily, has to be trying at times. They are human, and they do have breaking points. Hopefully, it was just one of those circumstances, and you caught him at a weak moment.